A little wild rabbit lives in my garden. It's probably not the smartest of bunnies, small dog will get it sooner or later :-(
A chav kid asked me if I was a greebo last year. I told him if he could tell me what exactly a greebo is, I'd be able to tell him if I was one or not. Turns out a greebo "is someone who drinks all day, wears black, slits their wrists, does crack and worships hell", so no, based on that I'm not a greebo.
Oh my God! I think I have a fan. Some kid today asked me if I was a greebo - he must have read this and been inspired. I asked him if I'm a greebo, what is he? He said "I'm.. a.. chav." Ha ha, is it?
At the weekend I found out I can hang upside down on the cross bar of a swing set by the tops of my feet, a bit like a bat. I think it's a fantastic accomplishment and am rightfully proud.
I'd like to meet:
Whoever
Music:
A, Alkaline Trio, Arcade Fire, Ash, Be Your Own Pet, Beck, Ben Folds Five, Biffy Cylro, Bloc Party, Brand New, The Breeders, Cold War Kids, Death Cab For Cutie, The Distillers, The Dresden Dolls, Eels, Evan Dando, Everclear, Feeder, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, The Get Up Kids, Grandaddy, Green Day, Heatmiser, The Hives, Hole, Hope Of The States, Hot Hot Heat, Idlewild, Incubus, Interpol, Jackson United, Jetplane Landing, Jimmy Eat World, Jack Johnson, Kaiser Chiefs, The Killers, The Kills, Kings Of Leon, The Lemonheads, Manic Street Preachers, Willy Mason, Motion City Soundtrack, Muse, Nine Black Alps, Nirvana, Oranger, The Pink Spiders, The Pixies, Placebo, The Postal Service, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, REM, Remy Zero, Rilo Kiley, The Shins, Sigur Ros, Smashing Pumpkins, Elliott Smith, Snow Patrol, Sereophonics, Sum 41, The Swamis, System Of A Down, Thursday, We Are Scientists, Weezer, White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Zwan
Movies:
Back To The Future, Bill And Ted, Borat, Cruel Intentions, Die Hard, Dodgeball, Dumb And Dumber, Escape From New York, Evolution, Fargo, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Fight Club,Ghostbusters, Jaws, The Jungle Book, LA Confidential, Life Of Brian, Lord Of The Rings, The Matrix, Memento, The Mothman Prophecies, Old School, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest,The Predator, Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Rambo, The Royal Tenenbaums, Scream, Seven, Shaun Of The Dead, The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Star Wars, The Thing, Total Recall, The Usual Suspects, War Of The Worlds, Wedding Crashers, Withnail & I
Television:
Random documentaries, Nature programmes, 24, Top Gear, Q.I., Red Dwarf, Blackadder, Spaced, The Fast Show, Scrubs, Friends, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Have I Got News For You, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Ray Mears stuff, Anything with Dom Joly in it, I'm Alan Partridge, Dad's Army, Fawlty Towers, Ali G/Borat, Gordon Ramsay's shows, River Cottage, Bear Grylls, Jackass, Wild Boys, CKY
Books:
Things with interesting facts.
Heroes:
- A man went in to rob a bank. He demanded the clerk to give him all the money. They told him to go sit out in his car and they would bring him the bags of money. He agreed and went out to his car. In the meantime, the people in the bank called the police. When they got there the man was still sitting in his car waiting for the money and they arrested him.
That bank clerk is my hero :D
