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First off, let me tell you a little something about myself. I’m an asshole. I have been told on many occasions that I have questionable morals. Allegedly, I don’t know when to shut up. (I dispute this, the time to shut up is about 30 seconds after I have driven whatever imbecile who is arguing with me from my presence, or when they start to bore me, whichever comes first. I include it solely due to the popularity of the opinion among the ignorant masses.) I have a twisted sense of humor and the muse that inspires sarcasm works overtime at my house. I am egotistical, some would say meglomaniacal. I am brilliant, blunt, blasphemous, bashful, and occasionally belligerent. I make the best Bloody Mary you will ever imbibe, and I have amazing psychic powers.
"So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable."
-- Christopher Reeve
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Architect who designed the Tuscan Farmhouse blueprints for Olive Garden, because that guy needs a punch in the face.

Kevin Smith - I would love to give him some chronic and a few shots and listen to him tell stories all night.

My Blog

Political Email

Every time I get one, I have no choice but to do a "reply all" with a response. And my responses are always doozies. Sometimes they are relevant, sometimes they are not, but regardless they are almost...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:59:00 GMT

The Reset Button

I really, really need to hit the reset button on my life.I'm to the point where just driving down my road makes my stomach all warbly. I hate walking into the house and wondering "What next?", cause i...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:25:00 GMT

RIP Al Copeland, 1944 - 2008

Big Al bit the big one. Even though I never really had too much good to say about Al, I liked his style as much as I was abhorred by it. Whether it be speed boats, celebrity feuds, Christmas decoratio...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:49:00 GMT

Knight Rider

..>..>..>..>..>..>..>So, the new Knight Rider premiered tonight, and I have to say that it didn't suck! I have been scarred ever since I saw the Knight Rider 2000 movie, where they put KITT in a baby ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Endymion Rocked

..>..>..>..>..>So, Endymion kicked ass. The weather was absolutely perfect and the company was exceptional. A few people had to be drug along by the ear, and a few more deserted me that I thought woul...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:58:00 GMT

An Apology To All The Jews Who Have Ever Lived

..>..>..>Rameses II, King Herod, Emperor Titus, Rudolph Höss.These men have all left their mark on the canvas of history, but instead of using oils or acrylics their medium was blood. Most of it Jewis...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:23:00 GMT

My Big Mistake

..>In retrospect, I have discovered my big error. I should never have left D.C.I really just don't know what the hell was going on in my head. I loved it up there. I went to concerts, was out shooting...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:25:00 GMT

Dragon*Con 2007

..>What a trip! Dragon*Con just keeps getting bigger and better! I convinced Eric & Jessica and Travis & Suzie to go with me this year, and now they understand the majesty of Dragon*Con. Last...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:55:00 GMT

One Sandwich Short of a Picnic

    Well, this actually happened a few weeks ago, but it is the perfect example of how bizarre my life is. That made me decide to open up my Blog with this story.    Now...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:06:00 GMT