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Taken Outside And Shot Twice

A Dick in every grandma

About Me

So you got Taken Outside And Shot Twice did ya? TOAST goes well with butter and Jam and that makes sense since we've been jammin' for ten some odd decades on the fringe planets of a solar system you've never even heard of. So here's the deal were here to rock shit out with beer cans in hands and terrorize your women-folk untill they want to come home with us(at least that's what the beer says). Say hi to your mom for me. Remember kids rock rock rock a fuckin' rocka...check out some T.O.A.S.T. records....they will smoke your ass...and your weed....

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/27/2005
Band Website: takenoutsideandshottwice.com
Band Members: Captain Mayhem Shamagnonman Mo'curly PeeTrap Spankdawg Dabiggs Double D Juice Box Dr. Id
Influences: Beerios Taking the white trash out Dental dams Burnt weenie sandwich Skatenigs My neighbors fucking at 3 am West coast revival Non-vegan soy cheese Vegan marshmallows Man is the bastard Spazz Johnny cash Valtrex Air America Friggin REEFER Captain Beefheart Smegma Dead Kennedys Crass Minutemen Karate doing Minutemen Appletalk talking dirty Massive Attack Pad Khee Mao..HOT OG San Marzano Tomatoes Clutch Emperor Arcturus Dimmu Borgir Opeth Black Star Dalek And without further ado..YER GRAMMA
Sounds Like: squishing spongy asscrack nachos with jalepenos and jam with toast and vegall and vagil all swirling in a blender made of enigma eggrolls. your moms lover chasing me out of her trailer while the dog is humping my leg and im hitting him on the head. (the dog not the lover) the hills all stereophonic comin out of all five of my speakers rolling over my head. just like vibin man...one ear with binaural headphone listening to a beach boys albuma whole bunch of drunken fuckwits convinced that they have a "message"that little noise that happens when you get an email.the theme from mandingo (theme?) spankin that assa deaf persons ears popping in a plane bound for elbonia.weve cured over three hundred deaf people from ever wanting to hear again
Record Label: Eat My Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

kittens

kittensSo I went to the video store cause i had been working my ass off.So i go get a movie and im really hungry havn' not had the time to stop and eat a food.I succumbed tot the evils of jack in the ...
Posted by Taken Outside And Shot Twice on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 02:16:00 PST

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tiddiely winkas myblingity popcord mocur bwee doo do do doooo di SHA-HA-MAG HE-BE CALENTE PANTALONES TTSSPHOTsTooooP it! *ah ha frenchy! Da Biggs! beeeyotcha coo chi oh yes, capitin ...
Posted by Taken Outside And Shot Twice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh happy day

Were on the interenet! today we take over the world.i will blog as blogging blogs. blogger at any rate, my day was normal. yesterday was permanent press. eat me
Posted by Taken Outside And Shot Twice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yip

Dearest fan, you are going to be at our next show. congradulations.bring some fossils fuels and a hippie.we will have a light show.and  organically grown hotdogs.see you there T.O.A.S.T....
Posted by Taken Outside And Shot Twice on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 12:03:00 PST