 
        Member Since: 7/27/2005 
Band Website: myspace.com/servanthood 
Band Members: Just me...but go to Servanthood's MySpace for a cooler band that has more members...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: Jesse "The PhatlayD" Oshkinsliffen 
Birthday: Ya, the day i popped out into this world 
Birthplace: Right here in the lovely town of Virginia 
Current Location: Virginia Minne'snow'ta 
Eye Color: Changes every month 
Hair Color: Brownish Brown but mostly brown 
Height: Short and low to the ground 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both 
Your Heritage: um...mostly norweigan and some german 
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ecco (BEST SHOES EVER!) 
Your Weakness: A beautiful girl with a beautiful smile 
Your Fears: Success 
Your Perfect Pizza: hmm...veggies fools! 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To gain 200 pounds no to do another album! 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: alo, thats how i say hello...im lazy 
Thoughts First Waking Up: i love my life sometimes...but todays gonna suck 
Your Best Physical Feature: um...dont know... 
Your Bedtime: its when i fall asleep 
Your Most Missed Memory: More than you know, more than i can tell... 
Pepsi or Coke: COCAINE 
MacDonalds or Burger King: i will take "or" 
Single or Group Dates: Both...cuz i will take any date i can get...i never go out on dates! 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: oh...thats a hard one...but i like hot tea more... 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both 
Do you Smoke: Sometimes...but ussually when im on fire 
Do you Swear: When it slips whoops...&*..($*%& 
Do you Sing: I sure do... 
Do you Shower Daily: um...no comment 
Have you Been in Love: Yes 
Do you want to go to College: i sure as heck do 
Do you want to get Married: heck ya 
Do you belive in yourself: i sure do 
Do you get Motion Sickness: um...im kidna lazy and never in motion... 
Do you think you are Attractive: hmm...not too much i guess 
Are you a Health Freak: im trying to learn to be 
Do you get along with your Parents: sure...long story 
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them 
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, PIano, a little violin, i compose and i sing 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: sure have 
In the past month have you Smoked: unfortunatly yes 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nopers 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hmm...nope 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: dude this is a trick question...oreo's dont come in a box! 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope, but brandon told me that they were servin it at the healthfood store... 
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope, havent played a show in a while 
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my shower 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hmm...just the day 
Ever been Drunk: yes 
Ever been called a Tease: haha yes 
Ever been Beaten up: yes 
Ever Shoplifted: oh heck ya 
How do you want to Die: in someones arms....after i get shot for shoplifting 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a mascot...but most likely i will be living in my moms basement writing music 
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere in Europe 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: green brown or blue... 
Favourite Hair Color: any...they dont even have to have hair...as long as they have a scalp... 
Short or Long Hair: either is cool 
Height: short and low to the ground like me 
Weight: im a chubby chaser...haha jsut kidding its all about personality 
Best Clothing Style: NAKED! jsut kidding...any style just not gansta 
Number of Drugs I have taken: one...i used to be a big pothead a long time ago...but Jesus saved me from that! 
Number of CDs I own: dont know...cant count...need college 
Number of Piercings: One 
Number of Tattoos: Two 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret alot of things but the things i regret the most have shaped me into what i am and becoming 
 CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! 
Influences: Servanthood , Mozart, Bach, Chopin, Paganini, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Josh Groban, John Petrucci, Eric Johnson etc. 
Sounds Like: death...haha...or Servanthood . Did you go there yet??? 
Type of Label: None