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About Me

I don't want you to think I'm normal. You may think so at first, but just give it time. Hayley says, "I would say you are what would have happened if Audrey Hepburn and Jerry Garcia had a love child and raised her in France." Yes! She also says, "I'm not sure if I've ever seen you eat a vegetable. If you were a super hero your super power would be super metabolism." Doogin says, "Right now I'm working on a way to crossbreed an otter and a weasel to make a wotter. That way the next time someone asks for some water you can chuck a small furry rodent at them." I think he's a genius. speaking of geniuses: kahlil gibran... "when love beckons to you follow him, though his ways are hard and steep... and when he speaks to you believe in him, though his voice may shatter your dreams. for even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you... but if in your fear you would seek only love's peace and love's pleasure, then it is better for you that you cover your nakedness and pass out of love's threshing-floor, into the seasonless world where you shall laugh, but not all of your laughter, and weep, but not all of your tears... and if you love, let these be your desires: to know the pain of too much tenderness. to be wounded by your own understanding of love, and to bleed willingly and joyfully..." Speaking of love, have I told you about Lucas?? Yarg, this guy is amazing and incredible. It's difficult to describe my love for him. It's immense. It's intense. He's what I've been looking for, even before I knew he, himself, existed. And he's asked me to be his wife... I'm the luckiest me ever.
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My Interests

reading, writing, not 'rithmetic, drugs, booze, chicks, dudes, taking showers, dancing to live music, experiences, places, beautiful things, beautiful people, the country, bluegrass, hippie love.
Your Linguistic Profile:
65% General American English
10% Dixie
10% Yankee
5% Midwestern
5% Upper Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

I'd like to meet:

Audrey Hepburn, David Hasselhoff, Edgar Allen Poe, my other half (i met him. his name is lucas mitchell. and i LOVE him), Stephen Hawking, Walt Whitman, the Cremaster, Dave Matthews Band, Johnny Depp, Fiona Apple (her music is beautiful poetry put to song).
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Gorgeous Belly Dancer.

Where You Lived: Cyprus.

How You Died: The Plague. Who Were You In a Past Life?
You Are 44% Lady
You're part lady, part modern woman.
Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly. Are You A Lady? Kahlen Ryba will go to jail for ...

Quoting the Marquis de Sade to some school children

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

http://www.myheritage.com

Music:

bluegrass, oldies, the beatles, tool, tori amos, sigur ros, hildegard von bingen, ani difranco, sheryl crow, simon and garfunkel, high water string band, lucas mitchell, nickelcreek, chris thile, frank zappa, the cherryholmes family band, sarah harmer, bela fleck and the flecktones, fiona apple, dave matthews band, the wilders, shady lane string band, prince, michael jackson, kramer keller, the dewayn brothers, loco macheen, seven nations, kenny wayne shepard band, split lip rayfield, yonder mountain string band, steve miller band, arthur dodge and the horsefeathers, the association, crosby, stills, nash, and young...many more in my heart.

Movies:

Capote, The Beatles' Yellow Submarine, Dogville, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Big Fish, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Adaptation, Wait Until Dark, Sabrina, Roman Holiday, Charade, Breakfast at Tiffany's (alright, so anything with Audrey Hepburn in it. don't have a bird over it), old movies, new movies, ones that make you think, ones that are beautifully crafted.

Television:

Twin Peaks, Full House, Project Runway

Books:

The Bell Jar, the Earth's Children Series, Jane Eyre, The Women of Brewster Place, Into the Wild, anything by Sartre, Emerson, or Whitman, Wide Sargasso Sea... look, i have a BA in English Literature. i could list amazing books that are my favorite that i haven't even read yet. come over and check out my library sometime.

Heroes:

people who know themselves.

My Blog

Giants In The Air...

what is it?what do you want?you who come through the shadows like a killer in a film noir.i cannot see you, but i feel your presence,behind me,lingering at my back like a bad habit,inside me,haunting ...
Posted by Kahlen on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:31:00 PST

blessed lament.

i'm envious of you, you know. you can show your insanity, while mine just continues to bury itself deep within me, until i can't control what it controls. it takes hold of my every inner thought, my a...
Posted by Kahlen on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:41:00 PST

:(

it makes me sad that no one appreciates my blog postings as much as i do. oh well. PUNCHED!
Posted by Kahlen on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:04:00 PST

PUNCHED!

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/snl-andy-punches-p1. php
Posted by Kahlen on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:18:00 PST

sorry Hayley

ok ok, so Hayley hates it when i do this, but i'm gonna do it anyway.so i was sitting in my room tonight, doing homework, and luke was in the living room. i remember my bedroom door is open when he fl...
Posted by Kahlen on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 07:31:00 PST

parce que baby.

Baby: "You really want to play music? Be my Vida. Be my Katie. Be my Jamie. Be my Kahlen!!!"
Posted by Kahlen on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:56:00 PST

eatin’ chicken wings

So one of my favorite customers just came in this morning and told me the craziest story EVER. John: "So, yeah, someone broke into my car last night." Kahlen: "Oh, that sucks, dude!" John: "Yeah. Actu...
Posted by Kahlen on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:11:00 PST

It strikes me...

"It strikes me how arrogant we are to assume we know anything. We, who don't know what we are, why we're here, or even where we go, consider ourselves the dominant, intelligent rulers of the world. It...
Posted by Kahlen on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:56:00 PST

"SHIT"

Manure...A True Story> > Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to betransported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's invention,so large shipments of manure were comm...
Posted by Kahlen on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 02:51:00 PST

almost better than MJ himself.

This link was sent to me and it R.O.C.K.S. Why can't American correctional facilities be this creative? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o&mode=related& amp;search=...
Posted by Kahlen on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:39:00 PST