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Jon B.

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About Me


A little family montage....enjoy!
And some more....
I guess I have to tell you something about me, huh?I like ESPN. I'm not a morning person, even though my kids wake me up at 7:00-7:30am. I enjoy long, intellectual conversations. I'm afraid of snakes. I like to be affectionate. Ice cream cures all my ailments. The best way to my heart is through my stomach, although some have found other ways that work just as well. I waste my time on this damn computer of mine, but I'm not complaining, especially since I didn't buy it! When I'm alone, I like to curl up and read a book. If I didn't have music, I'd be dead. Metallica rocks! Mel Brooks is a genius. I love to laugh and to make you laugh. The Cubs WILL win the World Series before I die. Success is my only option. Failure is not. Gravel roads scare me too. I love playing cards. Pinochle and Cribbage are my favorites. I've also caught the Texas HoldEm fever and you'll probably find me at PokerStars.com under the name Metallica93. I love my family. I'm sure you'll love me too, even if it's only for one second. Did I mention that I like ESPN? I'm so much of a sports nut that I should be working there. I love partying in Chicago and Phoenix. So what the hell am I doing in Iowa?? Sometimes I'm too quiet, but only because I tend to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. I want to visit Australia before I die. More than anything, I want to be a good husband, father, son, brother, or friend....depending on who views me as such.
I am Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
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You are a
Social Liberal
(61% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(31% permissive)

You are best described as a:
Democrat
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My Interests

sports, music, games, video games, computers, internet, sex, sci-fi/fantasy novels

Jon will go to jail for ...

Celebrating nude day

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A little insight on my stance on some social issues...

What is your stand on.....
Abortion?: against, unless the pregnancy threatens the mother's life
Death Penalty?: absolutely!
Prostitution?: yes
Alcohol?: yes, but with tougher penalties on drunk driving
Marijuana?: legalize it! its a damn plant for crying out loud! but i'd never smoke it
Other drugs?: hell no
Gay marriage?: read the bible
Illegal immigrants?: hell no. at this rate, USA will no longer exist within 50 years
Smoking?: i don't smoke
Drunk driving?: as i stated before, we need tougher penalties
Cloning?: nope
Racism?: hate it
Premarital sex?: why not?
Religion?: too much religion
The war in Iraq?: why are we even there? they don't want us there and yet our soldiers are there and dying each day and for what?? more damn oil!
Bush?: hate the SOB. can't wait till he's out of office
Downloading music?: love it
The legal drinking age?: 21's fine
Porn?: love it
Suicide?: easy way out for losers
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I'd like to meet:

- Robert Jordan, the author. I am a big fan of the Wheel of Time series.

- Mark Grace and Ryne Sandberg, my favorite Chicago Cubs of all time. I'm a big Chicago sports fan - with the exception of the Sox.

- Any person who's life I have touched in some way, shape, or form. My happiness lies in making other people smile.

- Any friend that I make on here..lol

Music:

Metallica, Godsmack, Evanescence, Nickelback, Dream Theater, Killers, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Mushroomhead, Dope, and Disturbed...to name a few. I also enjoy classical music when I want to wind down.

Movies:

Any movie that makes fun of other movies...such as any Mel Brooks movie. Spaceballs is my favorite with my favorite line of all time - It's MegaMaid! She's gone from suck to blow!

Television:

anything on the ESPN family of networks, Spike TV, and Comedy Central

Books:

Wheel of Time series, J.R.R Tolkein novels, anything fantasy, and i have also taken an interest in my genealogy

Heroes:

my mother, for raising my siblings and myself practically on her own. we turned out alright, did we? ...... my daughter, for singlehandedly saving my life by coming into the world at the most critical point of my life ...... and finally, my son, for just being my son and my lil bud-bud

My Blog

the sports media sucks

I am a big Chicago Bears fan and you can just about imagine how excited I am to see the Bears going to Miami to play in Super Bowl XLI. Twenty-one years of wondering "when will it ever happen again" c...
Posted by Jon B. on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:09:00 PST

Free-floating stuff

I named the title as such because I'm covering a lot of topics today. It's my first blog in awhile, and it just occurred to me that there's a lot of stuff on my mind. I figured that this is the most t...
Posted by Jon B. on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:10:00 PST

I missed Chuckwagon Day!

There is one day every year here in Estherville that I look forward to. And I missed it. It is called Chuckwagon Day. Its kinda like a customer appreciation day from the merchants here in town. But ev...
Posted by Jon B. on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:27:00 PST

birthdays are overrated

I recently "celebrated" my 31st birthday this past weekend. Not a lot of hoopla. Just a shopping trip to Spencer, Pizza Ranch buffet over at the lakes, just a nice quiet time with my wife, kids, and i...
Posted by Jon B. on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 11:19:00 PST

Let it snow....and other shit

Let it snow, let it snow, let it motherfuckin snow. I hate snow, by the way. I don't mind that I have to stay home from work due to the bad weather, but it appears that I'll be doing this for the seco...
Posted by Jon B. on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:07:00 PST

fall is almost upon us sportsfans

I've always hated this month of August. It's just so blah, unless you're in football camp. Unfortunately, I'm too old and fat for that, so we all have to suffer - me for being too old and fat and you ...
Posted by Jon B. on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 09:56:00 PST

blah....

well folks, this is hump day. didn't sleep worth a crap last night and i know i'm gonna be draggin at work tonight. on normal days, my daughter likes to sleep in(which makes daddy happy...lol), but to...
Posted by Jon B. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

still bored...lol

hey folks.....i've been doing some work on this thing and i think it got it to look the way i want it to look for now. i'm still fuckin bored..lol. oh well. anyway, drop me a line or three and i'll se...
Posted by Jon B. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm bored

i just got off work and i decided that i better do some work on my lil space. i actually have TWO days off and i don't know what to do with myself..lol. got any ideas? i'm open to suggestions.
Posted by Jon B. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST