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About Me

My name is Timothy
All hail.
Yes, that means you.
Yes, you there in front of the computer. The one reading this. Wench! Straighten up when I talk to you! Back straight, chest out, shoulders back! Say "Yes, The High Lord Tim"! What was that? You best not be mouthing me boy. Now quit reading this pointless introduction and go do something useful, like leave me a comment saying how awesomely cool I am. Well? Are you going to start typing? LET ME HEAR THOSE KEYS CLICK! 1, 2, 3, 4- I CAN KEEP THIS UP ALL DAY MISTER! NOW DO IT AGAIN, FROM THE BEGINING! 1, 2, 3- What is that? What is THAT!? Are you mocking me? Huh? Huh? Yeah, that's what I thought. Now get back to the barracks, it's KP duty the whole week for you-hey! What are you doing? Whats that you're pulling out of your-woah! Woah! Let's not be hasty now! No need for guns! I was just joking earlier! Just giving a tug on the ol funny bone-Oh god don't shoot! HELP! HELP! Madman with a gun! Help! I got a wife and 2.5 kids to look after! Ahhhhhh!!!
*runs away*
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My AIM is GuruKleff and my msn messenger is [email protected]
Drop me a line anytime.
But don't post any spam comments or "pass it on" things. Please. You are simply embarrassing yourself.
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MY TALENT SHOW ACT FROM THIS YEAR .. .. width="425" height="350" ..
THE ENCORE PERFORMANCE OF MY TALENT SHOW ACT THIS YEAR

My Interests

Movie making, photo editing, video game playing, book reading, and talking with my friends. I play in my school's marching, concert, and jazz band. Oh and one more thing. Wii.

You can see some of my movies on my youtube account at http://youtube.com/profile?user=TheHighLordTim

My pictures can be seen here at my gallery http://thehighlordtim.deviantart.com/

. . . or you could just watch them scroll by in this ingenious slide show. Pretty slick eh?
Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

I'd like to meet:

People with a sense of humour and a set of pectoral muscles to match mine.

Music:

Anything from sweeping symphonies to dangerously repitive techno. I have absolutely no taste when it comes to music. Scrolling through my Ipod library you will find Britney Spears alongide the Boston Symophony Orchestra and Big Bad Voodoo Daddies. The only line in the sand as far as I see is that which divides country and rap music from things that you can listen to without your ears bleeding. In any other case, I have no prestanding prejudice. Bring me your music and I will listen. I don't really listen to any given artist either. Usually its just one or two from each person. A smattering of random genres. In any case. I simply adore movie soundtracks like POTC, LOTR, and the Village . . .but I still have room for a little Cascada. I love myself.

Movies:

Lord Of The Rings, The Matrix Trilogy, V for Vendetta, Serenity, The Manchurian Candidate, Singing In The Rain, A Night At The Opera and lots more that I can't think of at the moment

Television:

We have one. I watch it sometimes. Not much.

Books:

Hoo baby! Lets see. . .so many books. . .where to start. Let me just make a list in no particular order of books I own that you might recognize.
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* means the book series has no proper title so I simply listed the first book.
-----Fantasy----
Wheel of Time
Sword of Truth
The Magic of Recluse
The Coldfire Trilogy
The Death Gate Cycle
Redwall
Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn
The Sword of Shannara
The Lord Of The Rings
The Chronicles of Amber
The Dragon Riders of Pern
Lord Of The Isles
A Song of Fire And Ice
There Will Be Dragons*
Orphans of Chaos*
The Derlavai War
The Rune Lords
----Sci Fi-----
Star Wars
Honor Harrington
Dread Empire's Fall
Battletech/ Mechwarrior
A Hymn Before Battle*
Otherland
March Up Country*
Ender's Game*
Bolo
Empire From The Ashes*
Robotech

Heroes:

Link, the Hero of Time, who is shortly to make his epic appearance on the Nintendo Wii..
It gives me shivers every time

My Blog

TIM'S DIARY ENTRIES FOR DEC 8-15

TIMS DIARY ENTRY FOR DEC 15, 2005 Dear Diary, This morning, I went to eat at a fancy restaurant. We had scheduled a reservation for 8pm the night before, then arrived fashionably late. The p...
Posted by The Tim on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 02:46:00 PST

TIM'S DIARY ENTRIES FROM NOV 28-DEC 5, 2005

TIMS DIARY ENTRY FOR NOV 28, 2005 Dear Diary, Today I went to a baseball game. The batter reached first base with the pitcher. The umpire blew his own whistle. People walked up and down the aisles...
Posted by The Tim on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 03:14:00 PST

English Paper numero Tres (3 idiot)

We recently read Mark Twains short story " The celebrated jumping frog of calaverous county" where he writes about several tall tales he heard in a mining camp. Our teacher asked us to finish the sto...
Posted by The Tim on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 08:00:00 PST

enlish paper numbah 2

This is a mystery story, once again for H english 3. And no, I wasn't thinking about rug rats when i wrote this. If nothing else, read the bit about the leprachuan. I wrote this whole thing from 8p...
Posted by The Tim on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 05:39:00 PST

English Paper 1

So many people think my papers are funny in school, I thought perhaps the world might like to get a peep too. This one is a persuasive paper for my honors english 3 class. I recieved a 95/100 for it....
Posted by The Tim on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 05:30:00 PST

The Gravity Train

Another science article, this one about an impossible, yet fascinating, form of travel.__________About four hundred years ago.. sometime in the latter half of the 17th century.. Isaac Newton received ...
Posted by The Tim on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:48:00 PST

Hyperspace Travel

Every now and then I run across little interesting tidbits of science. I have decided to begin posting them here in my blog. I love reading about the possibility of my sci fi books coming true, haha...
Posted by The Tim on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:44:00 PST