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Jeff

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About Me

What can I say about myself? Usually when people talk about themselves they are usually full of it or just full of themselves. Let's see; I'm only funny on Tuesdays and some alternate Thursdays, I like cheese (I cannot stress this enough), and sometimes I like to re-enact the last scene from the Karate Kid (just let the name Ralph Machio roll off your tounge, feels good doesn't it?). One piece of advice is to not re-enact karate Kid down at the roller-rink because one time I got an infection from the rental skates and that is why I don't skate backwards anymore! Sometimes when I'm lonely I like to sit in front of a mirror dressed up like Britany Spears and pretend she is singing and dancing for me only (if I was hot then that would proubly be sooooo much sexier but still distrubing). Betcha you wanna talk to me now don't ya!

My Interests

I'm only interested in one thing, and that thing is.............

I'd like to meet:

I would really like to meet Charles Nelson Reily, great B-Movie actor and was also from Lidsville. If i cannot meet him then anyone with a pulse really, I'm not too picky.

Music:

Christ where do I start? Radiohead, Cocteau Twins, The Cure, Coil, My Bloody Valentine, Joy Division, Bjork, Mogwai, Sigur Ros, Mum, The Pixies, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Dead Can Dance, Lush, Slowdive, Jesus and the MaryChain, The Beatles, Skinny Puppy, Clinic, Sunny Day Real Estate, Legenday Pink Dots, Chris and Cosey, Devo, Bright Eyes, Belle and Sebastian, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Sonic Youth, Deerhoof, Built to Spill, Grandaddy, Current 93, Nurse With Wound, Modest Mouse, Air, Aphex Twin, Doves, Frontline Assembly, This Mortal Coil, The Breeders, His Name is Alive, Severed Heads, Spoon, Death in Vegas, Death in June, Bauhaus, Tones on Tails, Love and Rockets, At the Drive-in, Mars Volta, Sparta, Throbbing Gristle, Phsycic TV, Nina Hagen, Kate Bush, Brian Eno, David Bowie, this could go on forvever......

Movies:

Just like music, there are too many. Eraserhead, Fight Club, 2001, Star Wars Trilogy, The Kvin Smith Jersey Trilogy that is really about 5 or 6 movies, Waking Life, May, Hellraiser 1 and 2, Exorcist, Kill Bill (both Vols) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Lost in Translation, Reqium for a Dream, Dr Strangelove, Battle Royale, Donnie Darko, Office Space, Phantom of the Paradise, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Freeway, High Fidelity, Royal Tanenbaums, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, The Virgin Suicides, Election, Heathers, Pump up the Volume, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Ghost World, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles, 28 Days Later, Trainspotting, Blue Velvet, The Doom Generation, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Jerk, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Dark Crystal, Legend, Pumpkin, Resevior Dogs, Orgasmo. I just can't go on typing.....

Television:

Twin Peaks, Simpsons, Adult Swim, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, South Park, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Tick, Aressted Development, Freaks and Geeks. Yes most of the shows I like are cancelled that is why TV pumps the pooch.

Books:

Basketball Diaries, Johnny get his Gun, All Clive Barker, All Hunter S Thompson, All Chuck Palahniuk, The Stranger, 1984, the Dream Cycles of H P Lovecraft, books on history of religion (all religions), Michael Moore books. alright I'm going to make this one easy, I like socio-political and horror/fantasy books. That should keep this short.

Heroes:

Are there really any heros today? I'm not going to name an artist or some celebrity because they are not heros. They just make a lot of money and some make art that would change you life but that does not make them a hero, it more like celebrity ass licking than anything else. That being said my hero is Justine Timberlake (how could it not be, just look at him!).

My Blog

San Fran

Going to SF at the end of the month. I have some studio work with Carlos Santna and Mick Fleetwood to do, will have a meeting with Steve Jobs at Apple Computers to talk about a project for I-Tunes. Bu...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Goin' down at the studio

Just got word from the producer that I work for that Gladys Knight wants us to produce her next album. Not my knid of music but a job is a job. She wants us because we had worked on this album that is...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST