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The Duchess of Booze

Glittering countertops make up for riding out your 20's like you're 16.

About Me

ohhh, I'm all over the place . .. .

I wasn't gonna verb that -Allison
    In the interest of consolidating life clutter: Flickr Photos http://www.flickr.com/photos/allisonmcguire/ Tribe.net Friendster


What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or eve a completely different life.

You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it.

You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.

Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

My Interests

snowboarding, dancing (I take bellydance lessons, hip hop lessons, and sometimes flamenco), traveling, pool playing, live music, motorcycle riding, cooking, drinking wine, drinking cocktails, drinking bourbon, lounging on exercise equipment, learning to surf, starting to play poker. If I could wander around the earth forever I would. **DOOM**!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

people in these places that I am all over.

preferably a guy who can make me laugh, is messy, and can knock a few back.I like pirates.

Music:

According to pandora.com, I like:

    hard rock roots, punk influences, mixed acoustic and electric instrumentation, minor key tonality and an emotional male lead vocal performance

    hard rock roots, electronica influences, extensive vamping, repetitive melodic phrasing, dirty electric guitar rifs

    industrial sounds, a gritty male vocal, an aggressive male vocal, a repetivite song structure, and use of modal harmonies.


aggrotech, punk, industrial, psytrance, south asian electronic, dark & dirty jungle, breaks, ghetto tech, arabic, most things with heavy bass, anything that's at least a little agressive and danceable. no whiney music please.

Movies:

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Hotel Rwanda, Office Space, Baraka, Natural Born Killers, Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, The Cell, Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrells, Snatch, The Matrix, Fight Club, many documentaries, The Dark Crystal, The Goonies, The Hills have Eyes

Television:

Invader Zim!, Home Movies, sifl and olly, Monster Garage, Flavor of Love, Wide Angle, The Daily Show, South Park

Books:

Shake Hands with the Devil, The Minds Eye, Still Life with Woodpecker, Guns Germs & Steel, Memoirs of a Geisha, The 9 Parts of Desire, A Wrinkle in Time, Neuromancer

Heroes:



Lt. Gen Romeo Dallaire. Amazing, amazing man.

AND
The Flying Spaghetti Monster. www.venganza.org

My Blog

Gotta love random myspace messages

Hail DuchessMy hitherto senseless surfing of the Internet has finally alighted me upon the intriguing horoscopes posted by the Duchess. Whence come these? If they're your own amazing concoctions, you ...
Posted by The Duchess of Booze on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:11:00 PST

Genius Fucker

Genius Fucker You scored 51% relevance and 95% creativity! You are a connoiseur of bad language.  Congratulations, Fuckball!  Not only do you swear when appropriate (and inappropriate), you...
Posted by The Duchess of Booze on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:59:00 PST

Where is my f'n escort?!

Today's Horoscope: Whether we are on the threshold of a Golden Age or on the brink of a global cataclysm that will extinguish our civilization is not only unknowable, but undecided," said Edward Corni...
Posted by The Duchess of Booze on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:25:00 PST

"Sex is your middle name"

New Horoscope! Not sure why I get all of these crazy ones! "Sex is your middle name this month.  Make that Heartbreaker: with all this sexual energy you wont' be able to control who's picking up...
Posted by The Duchess of Booze on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:39:00 PST

I wasn't gonna verb that.

I wasn't.
Posted by The Duchess of Booze on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:33:00 PST

I am Teflon

My horoscop: "You're Teflon this month.  Stay out a little too late, take a little too much sick time, hell, pay your bail in cash.  Whatever you decide to do, take a risk.  You won't b...
Posted by The Duchess of Booze on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:41:00 PST

A be-a-u-tiful day!


Posted by The Duchess of Booze on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 08:22:00 PST

Baked Potatoes, Toothpicks, and Herds of Buffalo

So, after several lengthy, in-depth conversations, 'proof' has finally been provided.  But, being a woman of science (when it serves), I must have unequivocal proof.  Mysterious, possib...
Posted by The Duchess of Booze on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:47:00 PST