self-mythologisation, self-immolation, amateur archaeology, therianthropy, petroglyphs, psychogeography, metafiction, heresiarchy, music, wild speculations about human prehistory, insects, bonfires, absurdly fringe science, ecology, evolution, esoteric religions and philosophies, paranoia as a rewarding hobby, blogging, hiking, canoeing, misanthropy, hobo envy, monsterism...
To hell with it, inundate me with music.
Certainly not any more porn-bots. If you must meet a spamming quota, create more interesting personas. At this point, i'm more interested in your ant-farm or your collection of paperclips than in how much you like sex. Create a porn-bot that will whisper sweet nothings about newly discovered neolithic cultures or some lost '70s band bridging glam and post-punk, and i'll damn well friend you.
Julian Cope, Tom Waits, Liars, Super Furry Animals, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, Mountain Goats, the Kinks, Belle and Sebastian, Will Oldham, Television Personalities, Nick Drake, Lightning Bolt, Spacemen 3, Can, Big Star, the Left Banke, the Meat Puppets, the Brian Jonestown Massacre, the Dandy Warhols, Badfinger, Bloc Party, Radiohead, Joy Division, T-Rex, the Soft Boys, Pavement, Stephen Malkmus, This Heat, Holly Golightly, Spoon, My Bloody Valentine, Wire, Blur, the Fall, Bonzo Dog Band, Black Dice, the Beta Band, the Damned, New York Dolls, Royal Trux, Nation of Ulysses, the Make-up, the Beat Happening, the Birthday Party, the Magnetic Fields, Clinic, Suicide, LCD Soundsystem, Deerhoof, Velvet Underground, Neutral Milk Hotel, Apples in Stereo, Olivia Tremor Control, Elephant 6, David Bowie, Beatles, Animal Collective, Panda Bear, LiLiPUT, the Fiery Furnaces, Buzzcocks, Bob Dylan, Blood Brothers, the Move, the Pretty Things, Magazine, the Only Ones, the Swell Maps, Smog, the Who, the Creation, Cheap Trick, Os Mutantes, the Small Faces, Pulp, Syd Barrett, Pere Ubu, Captain Beefheart, Brian Eno, Paul Burch, John Hartford, Bill Monroe, Flatt and Scruggs, Doc Watson, Charles Mingus, Eric Dolphy, Amon Duul 1, Amon Duul 2, the Stooges, the Smiths, Flamin' Groovies, the Clientele, the Go-Betweens, the Pastels, TV on the Radio, Devendra Banhart, Damien Youth, and a lot of pop songs that you might smirk at. I likes ze psychedelia, ze punk, ze post-punk, ze mod, ze power pop, ze krautrock, ze tropicalia, ze bluegrass, ze by-ze-numbers indie rock.... yes, zat is vat i likes.
City of God, Cinema Paradiso, Santa Sangre, Holy Mountain, El Topo, 24 Hour Party People, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Last Temptation of Christ, Cabeza de Vaca, Down By Law, Delicatessen, the Muppet Movie, A Hard Day's Night, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Rushmore, 2001, Amelie, Touch of Evil, Withnail and I, Spirited Away, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, North by Northwest, Ed Wood
The Daily Show, Colbert Report, the Venture Brothers, Black Books, League of Gentlemen, I'm Alan Patridge, the Simpsons, the Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Home Movies, Lost, Dexter
Enrique Vila-Matas, Roberto Bolano, Cesar Aira, Mikhail Bulgakov, Mark Twain, Italo Calvino, Jorge Luis Borges, Bruno Schulz, Umberto Eco, Denis Johnson, John Fante, Orhan Pamuk, Danilo Kis, Ismail Kadare, Henry Miller, William S. Burroughs, Fernando Pessoa, Stanislaw Lem, Philip K. Dick, Thomas Pynchon, John Steinbeck, Flann O'Brien, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Peter Carey, Mario Vargas Llosa, George Saunders, Jim Dodge, Jonathan Lethem, Michael Chabon, Kelly Link, Tibor Fischer, David Mitchell, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Warren Ellis, Hunter S. Thompson, Jeff VanderMeer, Paul Auster, David B. (David Beauchard,) Michael Dirda, and a legion of others that i cannot think of at the moment.