ohlivia!

One thing I want to do in my lifetime is to run through a field of dandelion puffs with a leaf blower, in slow motion.
-WORDS OF WISDOM-
"The universe tends to unfold as it should."
-Sisky business
"Hyphenate my world!"
-Claudia
"Apparently no amount of exercise will prepare you for an 80 mile per hour microphone headed for your face."
-Matt Rubano
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
-Ferris Bueller
"Tennis is good. it makes your body spankin' hot."
- Fanny
"There are times when you need your tattoos."
-My aunt
"'how'd you get burned?'
'i accidentally touched the sun.'"
-David
"So the guy on CNN was like 'how do you think youtube is changing the face of the universe!' and all I kept thinking was you know someone named latrine??"
-Damian Kulash
"it's that whole a=b and b=c then a=c thing. that's why I always associate dick cheney with gollum now."
-Kayla
"Holy shit. It's a fucking glowing dinosaur."
-Gerard Way
"maybe the computers will reset and we'll all die in a big fluffy cloud of... ow!"
-Adam Lazzara
"No. shut up. we're not up to the sexual innuendo part of the show yet."
-Damian Kulash
"LET'S PAINT THE TOWN PUNCTUATED!"
-Semicolon Man slash Courtney
"I had this dream that I turned you lesbian."
-Jello
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and sit back while the world wonders how you did it."
-Common
"Soo wouldn't a deformed amoeba be... a perfect circle?"
-Mom
"These grass stains on my knees mean i need tide to go"
-Courtney
"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells."
- Dr. Seuss
"SILLY GANGTAS, FLY IS FOR BEATLES!"
-Winnie
"Que romantico!"
"Yo quiero las salchichas."
-Me & Johana
"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window"
-Gerard Way
YOUR NAME HERE!
say something good? and it could happen.