We do not choose to be born. We do not choose our parents. We do not choose our historical epoch, the country of our birth, or the immediate circumstances of our upbringing. We do not, most of us, choose to die; nor do we choose the time and conditions of our death. But within this realm of choicelessness, we do choose how we live.
DEFINE YOURSELF
Here's to the crazy ones.
The misfits. The rebels. The trouble makers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They aren't fond of rules.
You can quote them, disagree with them,
the only thing you can't do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
While some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
Because the people who think they're crazy enough
to change the world, are the ones that do.
Live for today, because yesterday's over and tomorrow may never come.
FAMOUS QUOTES TO LIVE BY
Olivia: that is the best juvenile delinquent i have ever seen in this house, you inferior square woman!
Helen: COURTNEY LEE MAKES ME HORNY IN THE PANTS
Kirsten: i cant see an unpleasent movie with my two edimamie beans
Olivia: CAUTION IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP OLIVIA AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
Deirdre: Banana shaped banana flavored toast is what you get when a very sexy banana gets horny in the breadbox.
Chui:Let's go to the dollar store and get some crack
olivia: i thought that maybe i could be a paper-liner when i grew up
orpah:I float like cupcakes in a pan of water and sting like a papercut
Helen: courtney, you dont honestly believe you are a vampire do you?
melissa:and i really felt her confusion after the 2nd bite i took
Deirdre: you lie like a rug that's afraid of the truth
olivia: so my kinky chorus lover is a bran muffin
melissa: id strip infront of horny naked french men in their late 50s for you
Deirdre: i was worried about having little trans species animal children
Kirsten: 6x3 is CLEARLY a can of sprite
Jesse: not when its my naked ass on the internet
olivia: OUR SCARVES WOULD LIKE TOTALLY DIG EACH OTHER
Ilana: gegis already black
Erica:i learned them kids slang these days what where
Olivia: she's like GUESS WHAT SOMEONE THINKS THEY CAN BITE COURTNEY EXCEPT ME
Jess:yeah well if you drank coffee i think you'd explode
Noah: Wow I'm freakin bored, lets dance around in our undies to bayside
OLIVIA: my mom asked me a minute ago
o: why i was bouncing
Jess: my lovin' doesn't come cheap
Ilana : confused is to me as the sun is to a WORM!
olivia hello i'm ROGER the manly man at your service
Helen: we gonna put u in my tummy acids
Giuseppe: he takes little boys into his mouth
everett: well the place were i want to take u has a lot of weapons
Olivia:i give you permission to leave me at any time for frosting
ERICA: ANYWAY ASSHOLES I HEAR YOU TALKING ABOUT ME AS I COME OUT OF THE CLOSET
olivia:mom is a giant screaming rainbow
kim:why cant my mom be a lesbian?
kirsten: if i wasnt insane id be a pretty boring person
jackie: i'd be a good hooker. i satisfy.
Sam: omg im like peeing my eyeballs out
Erica: thats ok i was writing to you with just a bra and panties on
Jess: you're about as catholic as a llama
olivia "i am not taking off my pants." I was thinking about that today in church
Mariann:jesus es muy sexito
Erica: committ my ass to memory BITCH
Ilana:all i wanted were some goddamn fish flakes
helen: i think thats why im not friends with bananas
Olivia i moved up from liking a muffin to liking a teenage mutant ninja turtle. ah how we've matured
Melissa:y0 the dude was like totally awwesome y0. he could walk on water. i bet people where like playing jackass christstyle. they cut a ear or a finger off and then are like y0 christ mah boii gimmie a ear!
Kirsten: if i wasnt insane id be a pretty boring person
Jessica Chui: courtney, this is illegal
Erica: LY TOO YOU ACRONYM WHORE
Olivia: WE GOT FIRED, CAUSE WE MADE A REALLY UGLY POSTER
Sam:i need a boyfriend...named angelo koskinas
IF WE REALLY LEARNED FROM OUR MISTAKES, I'D BE A FUCKING GENIUS.
Obviously I love my friends. I also love RENT. I also love music. I love alot of things. Including Roger Davis. And probably you, but not as much as Roger. I love chilly weather and fishnets and ripped stockings and red lipstick and boots and high heels and big eyes and long eyelashes and guitarists and bassists and drummers and singers and dancing and nail polish and late nights and early mornings and love and laughter and tears and photography. I love random lives and dyed hair and people who are way, way more hardcore than me. I love passion and people who have it and embody it and live their lives with it. I love loving. I love writing. I love reading. I love caring about people and people caring about me. I love friendships. I love relationships. I love lists. I love being part of something. I love teaching. I love arguing and talking so long and so fast that I can barely remember what I'm talking about. I love knowing things. I love enjoying myself. I love spontaneity. I love the fall. I love singing. I love hoodies. I love hugs. I love drama. I love life.
I hate surprises. I hate people who don't know what they're talking about and think they do. I hate people who remind me of myself. I hate Maureen from RENT. I hate being called Court. I hate grammatical errors. I hate being out of control. I hate having no money. I hate crying in front of people. I hate the landing. I hate not knowing what's going on. I hate you. I hate chicken when it is shaped like a chicken.
You can always count on me to have something to say about everyone and everything. How much I share depends on how much I trust you. I have an opinion on absolutely everything, and once I start talking, it is hard to get me to stop. I'm pretty much an open book, all you have to do is ask.
How to make a courtney
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
1 part courage
3 parts instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!
Username:
Personality cocktail
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Courtney --
[noun]:
A person who laughs at anything (even this entry)
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