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Anjicular Manslaughter

When she described her underwear I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul

About Me



lesbianage

Greatest bitches to have ever lived.

Peaches. JD Samson. Ha.

I'm smart. Don't contact me if you aren't. I'm absolutely insane, look weird, enjoy strange smells and make clothing .

My Interests


art, philosophy, scars, awesomely bad things, music, sewing, dancing, singing, kissing, being okay with having my eyebrows rubbed off, Robert Smith, Brian Molko, long hair, milk with ice cubes in it, my soulmate cmal, climbing trees, texting far too much, drinking with the alliance, imperfections, slapping beautiful girls in the face with my dreads in drunken attempts at being sexy, smeared lipstick, writing, saying awkward things in mixed company.

useful links:
[life]
[clothing]
[model]
[art]

Who is Doctor Dre
? Is that one of you guys' friends or something?
-Jack
Gun-it fifty cents?!?
-Jack


I am the jerk master.

I'd like to meet:


One thing you should know about me: I don't take myself too seriously. So, you needn't take yourself so seriously, thinking you're going to be the one to finally make me realize the errors of my ways and act humble. Your few lines telling me I'm not that cute anyway will surely turn my life around and make me be a self-depracating idiot like everyone else. Buahaha. No, in fact...continue to do it. It makes me laugh.

Another thing. I know I'm fat, I know I'm a bitch, I know I look weird and I certainly know I'm pretentious. No need to continue pointing these things out to me. If you're going to try and insult and/or irritate me, think up something witty so it's at least entertaining. 'kay? Thanks. If not, you can kiss my big pink leopard-print ass.
|Anjle|Moving on... The only people I want to meet:


My taste in men.


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Music:


drunk on immorality, valium and cherry wine, coke and ecstacy, I'm gonna blow your mind

gonna teach you tricks that'll blow your mongrel mind

The Cure, Peaches, Matisyahu, Skinny Puppy, Depeche Mode, TV On The Radio, Patti Smith, Lyn Skyn, Sigur Ros, Feindflug, Left Rights, Mindless Self Indulgence, Radiohead, Missy Elliot, Nine Inch Nails, VNV Nation, Computorgirl, She Wants revenge, Bauhaus, Placebo, DJ Keoki, KDK, Marilyn Manson, Scissor Sisters, mogwai, Damien Ride, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Faint, Da Brat, Talib Kweli, The Spill Canvas, Mount Sims, J-Kwon, Ladytron, KMFDM, Dieselboy, Joy Division, Freezepop, Sneaky Bat Machine, Goteki, Danny Elfman, Aphex Twin, The Postal Service, Rob Dougan, Le Tigre, FischerSpooner, Modest Mouse, Death Cab for Cutie, The Mission, HIM, Switchblade Symphony, 50 cent, Wu-Tang, Ole Dirty Bastard, Andrew WK, The Sisters of Mercy, Rasputina, Tori Amos, PortisHead, Tool, A Perfect Circle, System of a Down, Smashing Pumpkins, MIAHole, Jay-Z and Linkin Park, Placebo, Deftones, Incubus, The Killers, L7, Lunachicks, Tegan and Sara, Kanye West, Young Jeezy, Bright Eyes, Interpol, The Shinse, The Street, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Juliette and The Licks, Babes In Toyland, Slick Rick the Rula, Regina Spektor, Mu, Ben Gibbard, Misfits, Cramps, Johnny Popper, Hollywood Undead

boys wanna be her

Diamanda Galas

Lady Sovereign

MIA

Movies:

Me and You and Everyone We Know, Suicide club, Gypsy 83, Quills, Donnie Darko, Pi, Ghost World, Lost Highway, Labyrinth, Legend, Willow, Secretary, Hackers, Amadeus, any Brat Pack movie [Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty In Pink], Weird Science, Gia, LOTR, Fight Club, Interview With A Vampire, 28 Days Later, A Knight's Tale, Ever After, Requiem For A Dream, The Fifth Element, Freeway, The Messenger, American Beauty, SLC Punk, Original Sin...etc.
The Dreamers

Television:

Absolutely Fabulous, Reno 911!, Chappelle's Show, Aqua Teen, Powerpuff Girls, Billy and Mandy, Venture Brothers, American Dad, Family Guy, anything else on Adult Swim except the shitty anime, Cowboy Bebop, The Daily Show

and they sort of just dont find you 'til your cubicle is reeking

everyone's got a little something to hide but me


flip it like that

Books:

..Wicked: House of Leaves, The Real Story of The Wicked Witch of the West, Fight Club, Lullaby, Where The Wild Things Are, Mona Lisa Overdrive, all the Vampire Chronicles, anything Bradbury, American Psycho, anything Dr. Seuss, 1984, Animal Farm, White Noise and the motherfuckin' bible.



Heroes:

Amy Winehouse

by Beth

by Angel Fuck

by Andrea

my fan site

My Blog

Good God Almighty, I love you

My baby surprised me and visited me yesterday!!  Holy goddamn, I was so excited to see her.  This whole not-seeing-her thing isn't working out well.  I can't wait to come home and sleep...
Posted by Anjicular Manslaughter on Sat, 17 May 2008 11:22:00 PST

Infatuation turning into disease

Candy and hard-boiled eggs at Mom’s.Got a laptop, so internet in Saint Louis, here I come.  I suppose I’ll have to drift in among the great caffeinated masses and be one of those assh...
Posted by Anjicular Manslaughter on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:04:00 PST

Love...love...love...

So, my birthday was nice.  Got an awesome grill piece, haha.  Lots of other awesome things and ate at Carrabba’s with the ladies.  My baby took me out all day and it was lovely.I ...
Posted by Anjicular Manslaughter on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:33:00 PST

Don’t make me get buck in here

Look.I'm just sayin'.I was just sitting here, bored, wading through youtube and it all became horrifyingly clear.  White people.  Are fucking crazy...and this was was hammered home by the st...
Posted by Anjicular Manslaughter on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:00:00 PST

If we survive, get out alive, Id like to tell you how beautiful I think you are...

Yeah, it's me. Still alive...but without internet. Don't you hate it when the people in your building you've been lifting wireless from don't pay their bill? I've half a mind to go tell them about t...
Posted by Anjicular Manslaughter on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 11:07:00 PST

Don’t you just love the feeling of my fingertips circling your lips

Last night was...well, it was gravitybeing sweetly defiedI'm just sayin'I really nevernever expected youto take it off and climb inhere warm with menow I'm here just giving my deepest thanksI was thin...
Posted by Anjicular Manslaughter on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 07:36:00 PST

I made up my mind, I want you staplegunned right to my side all of the time

I felt something break last nightgood, I'm thinkin', maybe greatsomething about cowboyswith broken backs andquitting not quite chilled poultrygreat's the best butgod knows good's better than badCan yo...
Posted by Anjicular Manslaughter on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:18:00 PST

Whatever words I say, I will always love you

Doing pretty well lately.Pretty damned broke, but well.My car got hit by this drunk guy the other day. It was crazy...he drove up and was slurring for me to just keep driving...and since I was pretty ...
Posted by Anjicular Manslaughter on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:36:00 PST

I an feel you all around me, thickening the air I’m breathing

I'm feeling pretty good.Got to work this morning and was met with strange looks by my co-worker, who informed me that I wasn't on the schedule....Very nice of my boss to totally change my schedule and...
Posted by Anjicular Manslaughter on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:06:00 PST

Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!

Lots of shit's been happening, but I've been on the internet literally all day, so I'll just sum it all up:-club drama including a minor lesbo fight-working, working, working-boxed wine and hilarity e...
Posted by Anjicular Manslaughter on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:20:00 PST