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Von

champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends - tom waits

About Me


I love ~ strawberries, rain in the summer, dishing out revenge when it needs to be served, shoes, good vodka, the sound of my little sister laughing, john waters films,taking baths, morning sex, spending hours browsing in record stores, well done tattoos, piercings, taking naps, chain smoking, going to diner's at 3AM with friends, porn, surprises, the company of new intelligent people, frightening children when they least expect it, hand cuffs, live music,catching snowflakes on my tongue, getting mail, small amounts of physical pain, neon band aids, pillows, talented foreign men, flying to far away places, imagining what it would be like to be in the russian mafia, there's other stuff too, but you get the point.
I've never liked and probably never will like ~ going to the zoo (it's sad), politicians, the majority of the people living in doylestown (go ahead leave your mercedies car door open with the keys in the engine while your run into wawa one more time you dumb fuck...you're asking for it to be stolen), country music, seafood, really hot weather, swimming where I can't see beneath me, giant squids, dolls, brown couches, milk, men with big muscles and little to no brains, fake tans, lame rides at amusement parks,lifting heavy things,seeing men in thongs, predictability, the star wars movies, people who sing out of tune and don't know it.
I would love to learn how to ~ throw knives accurately, surf, sky dive, draw well, play the drums, dance the tango, speak russian and german, skateboard, drive stick, use a sewing machine, fight an alligator (not actually harm it though), fly a plane, fix a flat, get a decent president in office.
------------------------------------------------------------ --"Crappy music is as bad as downing flaming shots... it's just fucking pointless...we don't do this because it looks cool, we do this because it has a purpose."
MR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON The coolest motherfucker ever.
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THE GUNDOGS ~ An amazing rock band straight out of Birmingham. Go fucking listen.

this is a bit of a set played by The Gundogs at Dudley JBs, the Midlands' oldest gig venue, on 07/06/2006. Watch it!
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xx ~ I love people, but don't always like the things they do.

oo ~ I have a lot of bad habbits, this is one of them.

oo ~ I hate arrogance, intolerance, and ignorance.

oo ~ There's no such thing as Emo aka "emotional punk"... it's just an excuse to be a pussy all the time.

xx ~ Just because an animal is bred in captivity, doesn't mean it won't bite.

My Interests

The First Seven ~ tired of that shit on the radio? Listen to something good and fucking click below.

MY ALL TIME FAVORITE PICTURE (right below)

LINKS
Protest.net
OgrishWiki.com
Idealist.org
Amnesty.org
Autonimyand Solidarity.com
NoCompromise.org
TheSmokingGun.com

I'd like to meet:



JOHN IS AWESOME, so he's got this tatoo right...and read that name...yep it's mine! Punk Rock love baby!!!

the greasers, the rebels, the punks, the dirty, the low, the unwanted, the daring, the ugly, the poor, the wasted, the untouchable, the intoxicated, the living, the dead, and the unbearable human in between...yeah that includes you. But that doesn't mean I fucking like you.

Music:

My taste in music is all over the fucking place, I'll give just about anything a chance, but I can be a real when it comes to what you try and feed my ears. If you put something like Celine Dion on, I might just try and dismember you.

The GUNDOGS, NIN, Perfect Circle, Tool, Patti Smith, Hendrix, The Doors, Zepplin, Smashing Pumpkins,Black Flag, CKY, Floyd, Misfits, Nirvana, Blondie, Depeche mode,Scratch Acid, Minor Threat, Choking Hazard, Aerosmith, A.F.I., Black Balloon, Ministry, Ego Likeness, Skinny Puppy, Neuroticfish, The Cruxshadows, Tapping the Vein, Carafax Abbey, Paralysed Age,The Pixies, The Nerve Agents, MXPX, Dropkick Murphys, The Offspring, The Damned, Agent Orange, Echo and the Bunnymen, Pennywise, Flogging Molly, David Bowie, The Cramps, Kings X , Queens of the Stoneage Halifax,The Vibrators, GBH, Drongos for Europe, Iggy Pop, Velvet Underground, Lou Reed,Gym Class Heroes, Alice In Chains, Gogol Bordello, Atreyu, Black Sabbath, Underminded, Megadeath, Death By Stereo,Mudhoney, Deftones, No Use For a Name, Mudvayne, The Who, The Casualties, The Clash, and many many more...

Movies:



One of my all time favorite movie moments.

Almost Famous Clip
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SHERI MOON IS MY BITCH! I FUCKIN LOVE HER

Edward Scissorhands, The Princess Bride, Dead Alive, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Sid and Nancy, Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, Shallow Grave, The Devil and Dan Johnston, Candyman, Fright Night, Clerk's, Chasing Amy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Shinning, The Goonies, Lost Boys, Fright Night, Audition, Gladiator, Fight Club, Braveheart, A Clockwork Orange, Rocky Horror Picture Show, I heart Huckabees, Shreck, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Spinal Tap, Cry Baby, The Dirty Shame, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Boondock Saints, 50 First Dates, The Godfather, The Freshman,Th Shinning, Ferris Buellers Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, True Romance, The Incredible Shrinking Man, etc....

Television:

throw it out the window kids!

Books:

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Slaughterhouse Five, Cats Cradle, Alice and Wonderland/and Through the Looking Glass, The Bell Jar, The Princess Bride, Complete works of Shakespeare, Trainspotting, The Acid House, Please Kill Me etc...

Heroes:

fuck heroes! The closest thing you'll ever find is something made within your mind...no sins no regrets no confessionshe pissed on a church and I burned a bible ... desecration, abomination, exploitation.

My Blog

History Re-Written: A Tragedy with a Happy Ending

Dedicated to Ghie- For teaching me how to save myself from the most vile and cunning of all monsters...myself.  For always understanding, sympathizing and then saying "well you know what? It&r...
Posted by Von on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:24:00 PST

Silent Night

I once visited a place where birds sang in all hours of the night. This place wasn't beautiful or lovely, it wasn't extraordinary or perfect, in fact to most people it was just like any other place. ...
Posted by Von on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:06:00 PST

An Absinthe of Time

It was an absinthe night.  One for the ages...or so they say.  It was the type of night where we'd sit...we'd sit and we'd wait. Oh how we'd sit, and oh how we'd wait. The dark hours of end...
Posted by Von on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:25:00 PST

Confectionary Cough

The loud hacking coughs of my dying grandfather arose from the room next door.  He was on his last dodgy leg, and the only thing keeping him from croaking was the box filled with a plethora of co...
Posted by Von on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:16:00 PST

Brick Bitch

There's nothing quite as evil and grotesque as the vicious purple lipstick smudge she's left on her half empty beer glass. I stare across the bar at her. This girl...barely a girl more of a beast, som...
Posted by Von on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:05:00 PST

Push Me Legend

While recently watching a documentary on the now "late" Hunter S. Thompson (Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride) I encountered ...yet again...some trouble with my horrible brain. My father is not fond...
Posted by Von on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:06:00 PST

Color Me Dead

Dear Incomprehensible Yet Inevitable Future,  I could sit here and say a million different things to try and make you feel better, I could give you a pat on the shoulder, or offer you a drink......
Posted by Von on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:02:00 PST

The Perfection Show

Wouldn't I like to have something. Something I could keep. I stumbled up those stairs and over the threshold of that door I'd been in and out of so many times before. I came in reeking of all that fi...
Posted by Von on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:15:00 PST

4:30 Study Hall on a Drug Called Insomniac

Movement...uh not so much. Jump in I dare you. If I fall, I'm screwed. A brick wall. A sailboat with a sailor.A chair. A fish. Relative nature.A pig. An umbrella. The Domino Theory. Human remains. Oh...
Posted by Von on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:07:00 PST

Darkside Operator

Everyone has problems. Excuse me sir, I would like to know your opinion on this matter. Do you have an opinion? I forget sometimes that they steal these sort of things. Everyones unique problems ar...
Posted by Von on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:53:00 PST