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About Me

Me? Well, I'm probably the most REAL person you will meet. I don't lie and I don't tolerate liars. I have a great sense of humor and can hang with just about anyone. I have many loving friends. I'm 27 and I work as a technical support specialist for non-linear editing systems. I grew up in Newark, graduated high school at 16, went to college for 6 years, have 2 degrees in electronics, and I'm a classically trained pianist (unfortunately, I am no longer motivated to practice, so I can't even play one song now). Now I'm settled into the life of a full time worker. I spend week nights driving all over the bay area visiting friends, rather, taking advantage of their laundry machines. I try to spend weekends in bed....sleeping or otherwise engaged.
You are Marijuana. Mary Jane, Weed, Pot, Chronic,
dank, Ganja, the sticky green...The easiest of
all drugs. You're not particular, you'll f%&k
anyone up, and for that reason, EVERYONE's on
your case...harsh, dude.
What Drug Are You?
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My Interests

I seem to find myself intoxicated quit a bit, so I would consider that an "interest." Then there's exploring the city, sleeping, dining out, reading local newspapers, going to shows, belly dancing, meeting new people, talking (to myself even), hanging out, music (very musical), and...well, I'm kinda boring. The list could be longer. Can we talk about what I have done? That list is longer. Wait-I thought of more. Happy Tree Friends!! Snuggling with my gravity blanket. Animal Crossing. Foamy the Squirrel. Faeries. Smoking. Being a tease. The beach. Pinecrest Lake. Cartoons. Snuggling. Sex. Long drives with good music. Cowboy BeBop. superGALS. Deep connections. Karamel Sutra and Cookie Dough ice cream. White cake with cream cheese frosting. Eggs Benedict. Fairly OddParents. Ren and Stimpy. Sushi....I have yet to be satisfied with my fish intake. Top Ramen. Drugs. Being sick enough to stay home from work but not so sick that I can't enjoy my time off. Aisha Tyler(I would love to have a drink with you). Fairuza Balk. Rose McGowan. Karl Urban. Russell Crowe. Construction workers. Above all else...love the geeks.
...BIG WHORE...you love being a big woman...and you
need a man who can handle havin beef for dinner
every nite.....woo!...

what kind of WHORE are you? (great pictures!!!! PLEASE TAKE IT)
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I'd like to meet:

....

Music:

Poe, SPALDING ROCKWELL, Crazytown, BiF NaKed, Dubstar, Olive, Mars, Mystre, System F, Garbage, No Doubt, All American Rejects, Jimmy Eat World, Tori Amos, Horrorpops, Alice DJ, Wheatus, Save Ferris, ABBA, The Darkness, CJ Bolland, Madonna, Erasure, Ruby, Fragma, t.A.T.u., Sinead Lohan, Aqua, Spice Girls, Shakira, Nelly Furtado, Eminem, Iris, APOPTYGMA BERZERK

Movies:

28 Days Later, Jurassic Park, Clueless, Empire Records, Office Space, Romeo and Juliet, Chronicles of Riddick, Pitch Black, Dark City, Mean Girls

Television:

Absolutely Fabulous, Coupling, Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021, Anna Nicole Show (don't laugh, it's great when you're high), Firefly, Cowboy BeBop, Kids in the Hall, Degrassi Next Generation, Queer as Folk, Invader Zim, Ren and Stimpy, Fairly Oddparents, Happy Tree Friends, Simpsons, Samurai Jack, Ben Stiller Show, Reno 911, Friends, superGALS, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Salute Your Shorts....pretty much anything teen drama-esque and cartoony.

Books:

Season of Passage, Riptide, Thunderhead, and lots of trashy romance novels...the kind with the ripping bodice on the cover. Oh yeah-porn.

Heroes:

..Your mom

My Blog

Hear ye, Hear ye: A Hex I Place on You!

I tell you this. This is only meant with positive energy and a dream for the best. But... Just you wait until I bring sex home. On this day, you will know of my prowess. The two block radius surroun...
Posted by BadApple on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:23:00 PST

The cutest Tarot deck EVER!

Wahhhh! I want the Hello Kitty Tarot Deck!http://www.themysticeye.com/reviews/hellokitty.htm
Posted by BadApple on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:53:00 PST

And then....

I keep forgetting to mention my new look. I will *hopefully* take some new photos and enlist the help of my buddy, C-Dawg, to revamp this site. I now have short, red hair. I'm loving it. I miss my lon...
Posted by BadApple on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:29:00 PST

Priceless

Cost of being rejected and humiliated by a guy you like in front of your coworkers: Heart BreakingCost of seeing department photo where heart throb looks like a knuckle dragging, Cro-Magnon, Planet of...
Posted by BadApple on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:30:00 PST

Disturbing Doodler

Ok-so...we have this girl that works with us who's on a work Visa from Peru. She's cool and all, but we're not BFF or anything. Not nearly as close as Britney and Paris.Anyways, we put a dry erase boa...
Posted by BadApple on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:47:00 PST

In the Dark Ages, I was a hooker, or, History Repeating?

I know, I know....y'all can chastise me later for not posting for a millenia. Truth is, I have issues with MySpace and...really, I have nothing to say that I want to make public. Cept this... I recen...
Posted by BadApple on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:33:00 PST

I eat Eminems

ARGH! All day my back has been spasming. It hurts ::whine::Work is better now that Slutzilla is back to do her job. I had to cover for a week and I busted my ass. The week went by lightning fast, but ...
Posted by BadApple on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:43:00 PST

Can I get a little less slut it here?

It's hard to type when your fingers are crossed sin the silent wish that your INTERNET CONNECTION WILL JUST BE NORMAL. Why does this CPU drop my wireless, just to pick it up 3 mins. later?? No one els...
Posted by BadApple on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:41:00 PST

Been a long lonely lonely lonely time

Yes, I know I haven't posted since the last equinox. And no, I don't have too much to say. Here's an update, for those of you that follow me (my minions): Cut my hair. I forget how having short hair i...
Posted by BadApple on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:03:00 PST

La La Land-Population: Me

As I drag my rotting carcass out of bed this morning, the realization of my activities the previous night (er...earlier this morning) dawns on me. Did I really think it was a grand idea to get Jack in...
Posted by BadApple on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:19:00 PST