About Me
You'd actually read this if you really gave a shit about being my friend. :)
Anything you hear is probably true but I'd be happy to clear up your confusion.
I'm Mawneekah, the one and only.
My nicknames are Mawnee, M-Dawg, and Mawnster. You may call me any of those.
A lot of people irritate me. If you irritate me, I'll be a bitch.
I'm young but I'm not stupid, so don't pull the whole age bullshit.
I drink more than I should, but hey, isn't that what college is all about?!
I'm not on here to find someone.
I'm very single and very NOT looking; I'm waiting for someone to come to me.
I try to be as repulsive as possible.
I'm damn near impossible to please.
I'm often told I'm rude, yeah I've come to terms with that.
I love destroying things that are perfect, like snow, girl's hair, frosting on cake, relationships, etc.
I hate when people touch my stomach, my collarbones, or my face without asking. They're mine, not yours.
I hate clingy boys. Get off me and give me some fricken space.
I'm addicted to TEXT, haha.
I'm disgusting. I love to burp, fart, be rude and cuss like a sailor.
I only like to eat the top of chocolate muffins, then I give it to my dad.
I don't want to ever feel like I should have to impress someone, I'd rather be myself.
I love waking up next to someone, even if they cop feels during the night.
I hate white people that try and act like gangsters, "juggalos," or whatever, YOU'RE A MORON! WHY MUST YOU EMBARRASS YOURSELF?! QUIT TRYING TO BE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT. DON'T WALK WITH THAT STUPID FAKE LIMP, YOU AREN'T A CRIPPLE OR A GIMP. DON'T CALL ME "SHORTY," I'LL DESTROY YOU...UNLESS YOU'RE RODNEY. YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER, YOU ARE NOT FROM THE HOOD, STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE YOU ARE BLACK. GO BACK TO SCHOOL, GET AN EDUCATION, PERHAPS LEARN PROPER ENGLISH AND PUNCTUATION; MAYBE THEN WE CAN TALK.
I'm independent.
I don't want to get married because I'm impossible, negative, and I don't want to be that committed nor have to rely on someone else.
That and if I do get married, I'll end up murdering the dude because chances are he'll end up being a dumbass and I won't want to get a divorce because I'll want his money. Harsh, but I'm kind of like that. :)
I like doing things in an envrionment where I could possibly get caught; it gives me a thrill.
I'm more than a piece of ass, so if that is your intention, don't bother talking to me.
I'm here to keep in touch with friends, thus I will only accept your add if we have met and are friends. If you have never met me, don't add me.BUZZ OFF CREEPFACE!
Let's keep it at that.
