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Çynîcal Custom

Always Keep A Routine Of Never Having One

About Me

I pride myself in how worldly I am. I understand how things work in this world and use that to my advantage as well as to help others in their everyday life. My dream job is to make maps and that directly correlates to why one of my biggest loves is travel and seeing new things. I'm also always looking for different things to experience, I lust new. This is true for many things, even when it comes to going to the bars, I always try to order something I've never drank before. Don't get me wrong, I have favorites and enjoy things that I know and love, but there is always an appeal to things I'm "in the dark" about. Another aspect about this is the fact that I aspire to be the jack of all trades but master of none. I realize that this is highly unattainable but it doesn't hurt to try.

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My Interests

A very ecclectic mix of playing poker & board games, spelunking(caving), studying maps and the weather, meditating to thunderstorms and respecting their mighty force, cooking, shopping, organizing my CD's and sampling them from time to time, liberal ideaology, hockey, trying new kinds of alcohol and malted beverages, Bath And Body Works products, people watching, and learning new perspectives and ideas from my friends and co-workers which allow me to broaden my horizons on all aspects of life.

I'd like to meet:

People.....ones who are not so shallow that they think the world revolves around them. I love individual's personalities and the absurd quirks that come with them.

Music:

Alice In Chains, Alien Ant Farm, Tori Amos, Audioslave, Barenaked Ladies, Beck, B-52's, Bjork, Blink-182, Blondie, Blue October, Bush, CAKE, Cars, Clash, Collective Soul, Cranberries, Cure, Dave Matthews Band, Howie Day, Death Cab For Cutie, Decemberists, Depeche Mode, Dire Straits, Drop It(It's The Cops), Duran Duran, Eagles, Erasure, Evanescence, Everclear, Eve 6, Fastball, Finger Eleven, Foo Fighters, Frames, Peter Gabriel, Garbage, Godsmack, Gorillaz, Green Day, Hall & Oates, Imogen Heap, Don Henley, INXS, Jewel, Jack Johnson, Norah Jones, Kyoto And The Chord Organ, Cyndi Lauper, Linkin Park, Lit, Ludacris, Madness, Marcy Playground, Bob Marley, Maroon 5, Matchbox 20, John Mayer, Men At Work, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Kylie Minogue, Moby, Modest Mouse, MUSE, My Chemical Romance, New Order, Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Oasis, Offspring, Oleander, Our Lady Peace, Outkast, Pearl Jam, Perfect Circle, Pet Shop Boys, Tom Petty, Pixies, Placebo, Police, Postal Service, Prodigy, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, R.E.M., Damien Rice, Semisonic, Sevendust, Shakira, Shins, Silversun Pickups, Smashing Pumpkins, Smash Mouth, Soul Asylum, Soundgarden, Sounds, Staind, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, System Of A Down, Talking Heads, Tantric, Tears For Fears, Tegan And Sara, They Might Be Giants, Third Eye Blind, Three Doors Down, 311, Under The Covers, Weezer, Weird Al, White Stripes, U2

Movies:



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Television:

Adventures Of Pete And Pete, Awful Truth, Chappelle's Show, Colbert Report, Daria, Deal Or No Deal, Family Guy, Gilmore Girls, Globe Trekker, Jeopardy, Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien, Lost, Nip/Tuck, Northern Exposure, The O.C., Press Your Luck, Price Is Right, Project Runway, Queer As Folk, Real World, Ren And Stimpy, Russian Roulette, Road Rules, Robot Chicken, Saturday Night Live, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Sliders, Survivor, Taboo, That 70's Show, Third Rock From The Sun, Titus, Veronica Mars, Weather Channel, Will And Grace,

Books:

Ones that I've read AND enjoyed include:

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Heroes:

Lance Armstrong, Gwen Araujo, Bill Clinton, Kurt Cobain, Annie Duke, Albert Einstein, Alfred Kinsey, John McCrea, Freddie Mercury, Michael Moore, Daniel Negreanu, Barack Obama, Bill Richardson, Franklin Roosevelt, Payne Stewart

My Blog

Top Ten Reasons I like living in Redmond, OR!

Only to show I can do without Bend...10 ~ More sense of community.9 ~ Less stress....Bigger cities can do that to ya!8 ~ More humble personalities.7 ~ Better sense of knowing what to expect out of a ...
Posted by Cynical Custom on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:52:00 PST

Wow, Myspace f*cked up on this one.

So when I went to delete a friend, it deleted a whole page of my friends...and when I clicked back to write down all those friends I lost to re-add them, the page was missing from my viewing history.....
Posted by Cynical Custom on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:26:00 PST

Top Ten Reasons I Miss Bend, OR

In no particular order...~Less Rednecks~Roundabout Art.....Yes, I'm serious.~Making fun of horrible drivers...yes, it's a Bend only thing.~Del Taco~Proximity to caves in general....They are my get-a-...
Posted by Cynical Custom on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:39:00 PST

On The Up And Up

Things are looking good. I'm in a house where I'm happy, it actually feels like a home....I haven't had that since the first place I moved to since I left my parents' house. Sure it's not perfect, but...
Posted by Cynical Custom on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:08:00 PST

Potato Vodka

Potato Vodka puts any other vodka to shame....don't believe me? Do a taste test. Potato Vodka is SOOOO much sweeter and has less of a burn going down, especially if it's chilled. Yea it is more expeni...
Posted by Cynical Custom on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:30:00 PST

You'd think I'd learn...

Here I am again doing exactly what I was during one year ago, moving BACK to Redmond.... With Central Oregon having one of the wettest and nastiest winters on record last year you'd think I'd learn to...
Posted by Cynical Custom on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:41:00 PST

The new song I have...

Alot of this song describes the darker side of my personality and feelings in general. Not to say I'm a dark person overall, but you get what I mean. I want to commend Blue October for putting out an ...
Posted by Cynical Custom on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:19:00 PST

I've been violated

I got three wisdom teeth pulled out and all I got was this crappy bottle of vicodin. What makes it worse is I can pretty much only eat what a baby eats; food that can just slide down my throat withou...
Posted by Cynical Custom on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:41:00 PST

New customer added to my Top Ten WORST

Here's some of the shit I have to deal with....     So this guy comes up to me holding a Sony DVD player. and he simply asks are you the manager of this department?? I answer No, but I...
Posted by Cynical Custom on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:31:00 PST

Independence Day

     So I'm wouldn't be one to celebrate but I view it as a day to cherish our nation breaking off from the English; more of a festival of change as opposed to being patriotic and...
Posted by Cynical Custom on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:59:00 PST