My favorite phase is probably this one, "Please Shut The F*ck Up." Please shut up is usually the first thing I say when I arrive at work. Although it is to myself, it is still said. Why can't I just come to work with my Burger Kind thirty to fourty-five minutes late without hearing Stupid Henchman speak. Why can't I just do what I do and he just die. All I want to do is eat my Egg and Cheese Biscuit, drink my Coffee with lots of cream and sugar in peace. Why do people assume that when you arrive to work, work should be done. Work should be viewed like a stand bye airline ticket. If I have space in my time,after showing up late, eating my breakfeast, checking my personal email not work email, calling my peoples, handling all my personal business affairs, watching ESPN, checking on my stocks, checking for sales online, check my bank accounts, bull shiting around the office, using the bathroom a couple of times, bull shitting around other offices, smoking a square and just looking at the ceiling or wall for hours work will be done. Is it really my fault that after I complete these task, that have to be done its 4 pm.? What can I do? Work late? Out of the question happy hour is between 4-7pm. Work or Alcohol? Are you serious? So what do you think about I?
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