Neuro-Harmonic Programming (NHP)
Executive Summary
n. A system of neurogenetic realignment. Applies targeted
four-dimensional sonic manipulation arrays, in sympathetic field
resonance with substructural amino-protein chain architecture.
Discovered and patented early in Earth's third millennia AD (local
time) by cerebrosonic pioneers The Consul. The Consul's proprietary
content development process (Sonic Overlay Neuro-Genetic Sequencing,
or SONGS) isolates and recombines multilayered rhythmic and tonal
sequences, instigating controlled envelope recalibrations in homo
sapiens neurophysiology.
Effects and Implications
Through recent developments in nanotechnology and re-examination of
the relatively obscure science of field resonance sonaurics, The
Consul's SONGS have been shown to inspire higher order neuronic
functionality and augmented synaptic actival coherence in nearly 67%
of human test subjects. These subjects have manifested results
ranging from transcendental euphoria and extended omphaloskepsis to
metaplanetary polyingualism and spontaneous development of
prime-root-decimal universal field theory equations.
In certain individuals, repeated exposure to SONGS has been known to
produce an RNA phasing effect. RNA phasing is the geneometric
transmutation of RNA “learning†molecules via sonic electron
excitation. While RNA phasing frequently results in high-energy
subject zero-data termination, numerous surviving subjects have
manifested a new, mutated form of RNA, known as xRNA. xRNA messenger
molecules attract and activate long-dormant DNA code sequences that
were once deactivated and suppressed, and have lain hidden within
the human genome since the fall of Atlantis.
The Future of the Consul and NHP
The Consul's demonstrated effect on human neurogenetics, and the
resulting influence of activated xRNA have factored strongly in
epidemiological studies, with quantifiable connections shown between
The Consul's SONGS and subsequent discoveries of cold fusion,
gravity manipulation, and time travel. These large-scale
evolutionary sublimations are due in part to subtle but progressive
compound shifts in Earth's morphogenic field, an unexpected
byproduct of psychosonic radiation emitted from The Consul's
frequent compositional demonstrations.Disclaimer
Please enjoy this small sample of The Consul responsibly. The
Consul assumes no responsibility for the results of poor choice in
timing or setting in the listening of this recording.
Warnings and Contra-indications
Contra-indications may include but are not limited to: High blood
pressure, low blood sugar, no blood pressure, psychological
rigidity, priapism, hot flashes, dogmatism, conservatism,
fundamentalism, panphobia, schizophrenia, hebephrenia,
subdimensional parasite dependency, ignorance, and all classes and
stages of aurogenetic malformation.***These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, AMA, FBI,
NSA, SETI or other certifying agency***
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