Neuro-Harmonic Programming (NHP)
Executive Summary
n. A system of neurogenetic realignment. Applies targeted four-dimensional sonic manipulation arrays, in sympathetic field resonance with substructural amino-protein chain architecture. Discovered and patented early in Earth's third millennia AD (local time) by cerebrosonic pioneers The Consul. The Consul's proprietary content development process (Sonic Overlay Neuro-Genetic Sequencing, or SONGS) isolates and recombines multilayered rhythmic and tonal sequences, instigating controlled envelope recalibrations in homo sapiens neurophysiology.
Effects and Implications
Through recent developments in nanotechnology and re-examination of the relatively obscure science of field resonance sonaurics, The Consul's SONGS have been shown to inspire higher order neuronic functionality and augmented synaptic actival coherence in nearly 67% of human test subjects. These subjects have manifested results ranging from transcendental euphoria and extended omphaloskepsis to metaplanetary polyingualism and spontaneous development of prime-root-decimal universal field theory equations. In certain individuals, repeated exposure to SONGS has been known to produce an RNA phasing effect. RNA phasing is the geneometric transmutation of RNA “learning†molecules via sonic electron excitation. While RNA phasing frequently results in high-energy subject zero-data termination, numerous surviving subjects have manifested a new, mutated form of RNA, known as xRNA. xRNA messenger molecules attract and activate long-dormant DNA code sequences that were once deactivated and suppressed, and have lain hidden within the human genome since the fall of Atlantis.
The Future of the Consul and NHP
The Consul's demonstrated effect on human neurogenetics, and the resulting influence of activated xRNA have factored strongly in epidemiological studies, with quantifiable connections shown between The Consul's SONGS and subsequent discoveries of cold fusion, gravity manipulation, and time travel. These large-scale evolutionary sublimations are due in part to subtle but progressive compound shifts in Earth's morphogenic field, an unexpected byproduct of psychosonic radiation emitted from The Consul's frequent compositional demonstrations.Disclaimer
Please enjoy this small sample of The Consul responsibly. The Consul assumes no responsibility for the results of poor choice in timing or setting in the listening of this recording.
Warnings and Contra-indications
Contra-indications may include but are not limited to: High blood pressure, low blood sugar, no blood pressure, psychological rigidity, priapism, hot flashes, dogmatism, conservatism, fundamentalism, panphobia, schizophrenia, hebephrenia, subdimensional parasite dependency, ignorance, and all classes and stages of aurogenetic malformation.***These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, AMA, FBI, NSA, SETI or other certifying agency***
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