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Cristi

I am here for Friends

About Me

I think my sister is the most qualified to explain who I am, so she wrote a poem for me...

A poem for Cristi
Cristi is cool
Cristi has a tard dogwho doesn't blink when you poke her in the eyeball
Cristi helps dirty homeless people for free
Cristi shops online for Lord of the Ring playing cards
Cristi always has a pile of things at the front door
Cristi is hill-arious, and always will be
Cristi does not eat animal meat, but enjoys other types of meat
Cristi has a sister that loves her very much
Cristi likes to torture her sisters dog in her spare time, like playing him as an accordian
Everyone that knows cristi loves her
She has a beautiful soul
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My Interests

I think Dane Cook is the funniest person alive. I read, knit, mosaic and hang out at Borders. Damn that's boring!

I'd like to meet:

I think I have too many friends as it is, so I think starting next week I'll make a list of all my friends in order of importance/worth/value and every month I'll erase the last one.

That's mean.

So far my boyfriend is the only person qualified to handle me. Maybe he just likes the challenge. That's what makes him the most amazing person ever. If you at least TRY to tolerate me, well then you're a friend already. It's common not to agree with everything I say, but I still expect 100% cooperation.

Thank you for your time.

Music:

I like pretty much anything I can sing to, but I've been rotating these for a while now...

Blink 182
Dashboard Confessionals
Killers
Wicked the soundtrack
Maroon 5
Gwen Stefani
Plain White T-Shirts

Movies:

Batman Begins
Saved
A Dirty Shame
Harry Potter
Garden State
I Heart Huckabees
too many to mention...

Television:

I try not to watch TV too much, but I always end up wasting time in front of it.

I like Grey's Anatomy
Little Britain
Extras
Monty Python's FC
The Office
Are You Being Served

If I need to go to sleep I put the Cartoon Network on sleep timer.

Books:

Favorite Book Ever: Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins. If Tom Robbins wrote it, I probably read it and liked it.

I like David Sedaris (Naked, Barrel Fever, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules)

Augusten Burroughs (Running With Scissors, Dry, Sellavision, Possible Side Effects, Magical Thinking)

A Million Little Pieces by James Frey
Lucky and Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri
Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman
Shantaram by Gregory Davis Roberts
Eat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth Gilbert
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

looking for my next book now...

Heroes:

My mom