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About Me

I hate these little "describe yourself" sections. What do you say? Hmm, I'm a laid back kind of guy, just got out of the Marines, and I just started college.

Fucking boring no?

That's right, because it's really just my cover story. To tell the truth, I'm really a ninja super spy commando sole survivor of a doomed planet far far away. I fight for truth, justice, and Jell-o pudding pops. By day, I assume the mild mannered identity of an Asian American student, but at night I put my underoos on the outside of my pants, tie my shirt around my face, and prowl the streets and wide lawns of South Florida in search of evil doers and the fashionable challenged.

My Interests

Drinkin an Cussin

I'd like to meet:

I'm just a superhero looking for a girl who farts rainbows and burps sunshine. Someone who loves long walks on the beach holding hands (or pseudopods, it's okay I won't judge) whilst smiting panhandlers and skanky celebs. Must have not ever been admitted to an asylum for the criminally insane (not going through that again), be a frequent alien abductee (too kinky to try more then once), or have space fleas.

If you meet the above criteria send me a message and we can talk.

Or if you'll just let me touch your Hoo-Ha's, we can do that too.

Music:

Aerosmith, Alanis Morrissette, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Bing Crosby, Biz Markie, Blur, Brandy, Cake, Cardigans, CoCo Lee, Dashboard Confessionals, Eagles, Elastica, Eminem, Foo Fighters, Foxy Brown, The Fugees, Green Day, Jamiroquai, John Mayer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jimmy's Chicken Shack, Karen Mok, Kelly Chen, Lisa Loeb, Matchbox 20, No Doubt, Norah Jones, Offspring, Portishead, Prozzak, Puffy Ami Yumi, Pulp, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Republika, Sammi Cheng, Sammi Smith, Sarah McLaughlin, Six Pence None the Richer, Slum Village, Sneaker Pimps, Sound Garden, Tatyana Ali, Timberland & Magoo, Two Mix, Utada Hikaru, The Wallflowers, The White Stripes, Venga Boys, Veruca Salt

Movies:

2046, Breakfast at Tiffanys, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fallen Angels, Guys and Dolls, In the Mood for Love, Lost in Translation, The Princess Bride, Time and Tide, Young and Dangerous

Television:

Iron Chef, Quantum Leap, The Tick, The Vanishing Son

Books:

Losing Julia, Ender's Game, Jarhead, Orson Scott Card, Piers Anthony, Neil Gaiman, David Sedaris

Heroes:

Chesty Puller, Russell Wong, Brian Micheal Bendis, David Mack

My Blog

I didn't get drunk or anything. I just couldn't feel my face.

I have three point five liters of vodka, two gallons of cranberry juice, a packed bag of clothes, one spanking new camera, a room for three nights in Daytona Beach, and a two day wait.The wang is now ...
Posted by Stephen on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:09:00 PST

What Frabjous Days

Two months since my last actual substantial post. If I'm really to hold true my original intentions of, or at least my latter rationalizations for, writing here, I should try to put more in here. I'd ...
Posted by Stephen on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 03:02:00 PST

That's because you're a mean drunk, and nobody loves you.

Curby, my 97 Civic died last week. Blew a gasket as I was driving to the Hard Rock. Really shitty, but at least the timing was fortuitous Any earlier and I wouldn't have been able to make it to work t...
Posted by Stephen on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST

You know, I think I'm man enough for three women.

I've been trying to get back into the groove of working out at home again. The upper body portion hasn't been so hard to fall into, but I just did my first set of mid sections and I'm still hurting tw...
Posted by Stephen on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:02:00 PST

Interestingly enough, nothing interesting at all.

Since the past month I've gotten a job as a waiter. The moneys decent, still nothing more then a stop gap to my accumulated debts from the summer. Still, if I had the chance I would have still done th...
Posted by Stephen on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:46:00 PST

She said I looked like Tony the Tiger! Grr!

For the past few days I've been thinking about getting a cat. Of course that's not going to happen since I'm allergic to shedding animals not to mention I don't have the time or attention for one. At ...
Posted by Stephen on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:45:00 PST

Fucking Internet, all changing everything and shit.

So last night I met up with a friend of mine who I haven't seen since highschool. Guy found me browsing around Myspace, I fucking love that site.Shit, it had been so long since we last knew each other...
Posted by Stephen on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:17:00 PST

Imagine living in the Midwest where there is no happiness.

So Sunday was OZfest. Forgot to bring my ticket, so the extra we "had" planned on scalping I used. Hotter then shit, but by the time we got through 2 party balls (55 oz per) it was a little past noo...
Posted by Stephen on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:04:00 PST

Wait. . . Your'e Telling Me Stuff Happened Before I Was Born?

So todays the last day in the city, might as well set down the last week while I can still remember it. Went to Chinatown to pick up my new contacts. Oasis's rock. While there, I decided to hit up t...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:50:00 PST

So she said, "Don't you want to marry me?" and I was like [shrugging], "Why the fuck not?"

I woke up today to find K called me around two last night. The message that was left though was from C who used K's cell phone to "just say hi".C was the girl who said, "Cr is such a good guy and I re...
Posted by Stephen on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 05:40:00 PST