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Warped and Wicked!

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My name is Wayne, thats a good start!
Well if your reading this you must be interested in me, in some weird way. What do you want to know? You could always ask me. After all I don't bite. I hate all this describe yourself stuff, it's so egotistical and big headed. So i will tell you the basics then use quotes from my friends to give you a better idea.
I am in Brighton, on the south coast of England. A strange city known for its open minded attitude, so freaks like me can fit in quite well. I consider myself open minded to all people, views, philosophy, religion and politics. Just because you have a different view does not mean you will convert me, but i will listen.
I am bipolar, which is the new trendy way of saying manic depressive. The reason I am putting this on my page is simple. I am not ashamed of it and want to break down the stereotype's, stigma attached to mental illness and depression. I don't think about death all day or new way's or taking my life. If thats your view on depression then maybe you need to get a life. I am perfectly open about chatting about this illness.
I am creative and artistic. I find the whole process very therapeutic and quite spiritual. I also adore music and can chat for hours about the subject, i can be a music snob, so expect to get some friendly abuse if your favourite group is something like Girls Aloud. What a waste of space they are! I generally have to be active to keep my mind from falling into boredom. I do so enjoy a great chat, even about something very trivial. I am friendly but do speak my mind.
Well i will let my friends tell you what they think of me:
"a colourful character, full of knowledge but MAD as a hatter !!!!!!" by Fanny Flit
"A completely insane funny man that makes me snort with laughter! ;)" by Ahna
"Wayne is a nut! But he's one of those nuts ya just have to love! He's intelligent, hilarious, caring... all those qualities that you usually only find a couple of, he's got them, and it makes for an interesting mix! He's definitely a friend to have who will be there for ya, and always bring lots of smiles... but watch out, 'cause your man will definitely get jealous! lol Wayne is like sex... once you get it, it leaves you yearning for more..." by Alicia
Feel free to contact me, i love weird mail:
Yahoo to chat - WayneStarOfFurby
email - [email protected]
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I'd like to meet:

Lots of naked women!
Loads of people, maybe even you? I would love to meet my late father and my pets I have lost over the years. Beyond that I will be happy to meet anyone I can chat to and consider a friend.
Maybe someone that has a passion for bad jokes like myself! Just someone that is as crazy as me will do, not asking much is it?



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Alcohol Troubleshooting

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Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:36:00 GMT

Multilingual swearing!

This list is the key to truly communicating your feelings to others, regardless of who it is! Thanks goes to Richard Sun for compiling this great list that we're sure you wi...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:57:00 GMT

My Very Odd Dreams - What Do They Mean?

I have been suffering from a weird problem recently. It seems since my hair has turned green I have been having very odd dreams. Can the two be linked? I really do not know, but I am prepared to liste...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 16:06:00 GMT

The Word Fuck!

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can de...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:04:00 GMT

The word bollocks!

So what is the true original meaning of the famous British word "bollocks"? The majority of Brits have used it at some point in their lives, more commonly down their local pub. The story revolves arou...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 06:46:00 GMT

Vagina Facts

I just found this really interesting and funny in places. So i thought i would blog it, after all i do have a keen interest in vagina's. Enjoy and have a laugh people!Average Depth of a Vagina: betwee...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 06:39:00 GMT

Introduction into my Bi-polar

    So I thought I better explain myself as in my introduction I do say I suffer from it. Don't run away. Its not frightening, just a little background and education into what it is. &...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:51:00 GMT

Application for friend number 2

1.Your Full Name:---> 2. Age:---> 3. Favorite Color?---> 4. Favorite Movie:---> 5. Favorite Song:---> 6. Favorite Band:---> 7. Most Embarassing Moment:---> 8. Are you a virgin (be serious ppl)?---> 9....
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:31:00 GMT

Ask me about sex? You pervert!

What is it with all these "Ask Me Anything" posts all over MySpace? Look at the answers and you will see a pattern, they are all sexual question. Its a sad attempt to try and embarrass someone, or see...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:28:00 GMT

Application to be a friend

Application to be a friend1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Fave Color:4. Birthday:HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...1. Are we friends?2. Do you have a crush on me?3. Would you kiss me?5. Would you enjoy it?6. Would...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:53:00 GMT