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Ninja Kickass

I hate myspace, I hate computers, and I hate you.

About Me

HOT Myspace LayoutsI am Shelle, and I used to be hip and with it, and then they changed what it was....it'll happen to you!!! I'm eighty at heart. I lost my social life to school. Now that that's over with, I want to enjoy my time again. Go to cool shows, drink and whatnot with friends, maybe finally start playing music again. I've been working at becoming a make up artist over the past few months, and that's been going surprisingly well.

My Interests

My interests are mostly outdated....I like campy movies, shooting guns, drag queens, getting wrecked and not going to work....hmm...tv, movies, books and music...I could be specific, but I'm lazy. I'm very into being lazy.

I'd like to meet:

Odd characters...With crazy pasts...and interesting tales to share...locals with cool bands and cheap shows, a midget, Bea Arthur.

Music:

Zeke, AFI, Riverboat Gamblers, Bad Religion, Iggy Pop, the Stooges, Butthole Surfers, Nirvana, Gogol Bordello, White Zombie,Rob Zombie, the Ventures, Minor Threat, Misfits, the Cramps, Tiger Army, international noise conspiracy, the Animals, Bastard Hammer, Billy Idol had moments, Bloodhound Gang, Skeletor and Beastman by CKY sadly changed my life, Bluebird, Clutch, Rise Against, Distillers, Bowie, Stones, The Rat Pack, The Germs, Group X, Gwar, Helmet, The Hives, The Strokes, Horse the Band, Johnny Cash, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, Manson, Metallica (cliff era), Nekromantix, Pixies, Ramones, Rancid, Rev Horton Heat, Scott Weiland solo, Danger Doom, Social Distortion, Sonic Youth, Wesley Willis, some Suicidal Tendencies, System OAD, Thrice, Tom Waits, Tool, Monster Magnet, and some mainstream rap.

Movies:

Return of the Living Dead, Meet the Feebles, Life Aquatic, Evil Dead, House I & II, the Serpent and the Rainbow, Basketcase, Return of the Living Dead II, Return of the Living Dead III, Dawn of the Dead (both), Land of The Dead, Rickshaw, Story of Ricky Oh, Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer, Dead Alive, Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living, Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, How High, Half Baked, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Troll, but not as much as Troll II, any early Craven, and some of the recent, Troma movies are great for so many reasons, Devils Rejects, Fight Club...am I the only person who found Boat Trip to be funny? I think I am.

Television:

The Simpsons, Adult Swim...most of it anyways, Family Guy, South Park, The History Channel and me are very good friends. And I'm addicted to DeGrassi (the next generation) and Desperate Housewifes. Shut up!! They're cool!! LOOK OUT!
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Books:

I love true crime, and I collect them, as well as biographies. I also like Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Bukowski, and I'll eventually update when I'm not half asleep at 4AM, and can't think straight. I like horror, Poppy Z. Brite comes to mind as a good author, at least lost souls and...fuck...starts with a d....haunted house....hmm. I'm not even 25 and I have the memory of someone more then three times my age. I just read Please Kill Me and really liked it. Patricia Highsmith is evil in a good way.

Heroes:

Mr.Burns, Jimmy Hoffa, my Dad, and the Riverboat Gamblers. I feel their a healthy mix of good influences.

My Blog

a mentor!

after being strangely sober and watching seinfeld, i decided i needed a mentor.  and i found one.  she's the evilest, most diabolical fiend whose ever mentored.  one exchange with her h...
Posted by Ninja Kickass on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:54:00 PST

works for losers

alright....enough with these pitiful problems, you work for money, right?  then why do i feel loyalty to a company that doesn't even see me as human?  best i can come up with is, i'm dumb.&n...
Posted by Ninja Kickass on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:27:00 PST

zoinks

damn anxiety....i'm not even sure why i'm anxious....but i have some ideas.  the idea of renting from my parents is unnerving, as is the idea of accumulating all their junk...i have my own squalo...
Posted by Ninja Kickass on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:39:00 PST

YECH

well, i'm up and "getting ready" for work....yech....i don't know about you weirdos reading this, but i'm really appreciating the art of my hatred towards work.  it's not even a bad job that i di...
Posted by Ninja Kickass on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:01:00 PST

unemployment was my best friend

i've basically worked full time since about tenth grade.  and i never knew how much it sucked until i was unemployed for three weeks this past fall.  now it's all i can think about.  it...
Posted by Ninja Kickass on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:36:00 PST

and then some

when i grow up, i want to be far away from all of this.  this being defined as, philadelphia.  it's a cesspool.  i don't know if i spelled that right, but it's phonetically correct (als...
Posted by Ninja Kickass on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:59:00 PST

humbug

let's see....i never picked up my risperdal (crazy pills) and now i feel fine.  but ford likes to point out how everything i do is somehow wrong and i "need" the pills.  fuck those pills.&nb...
Posted by Ninja Kickass on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

blog of doom?

where to start...i tried to take a break at smoking, and....within four days i said fuck it.  my head feels clear, and i think it was boscov's bringing me down, not my green buddy.  hey, rem...
Posted by Ninja Kickass on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:37:00 PST