James

I'm the most boring person you'll ever meet. I hate everything and everyone so don't bother talking to me or showing me pictures of your cats, because I'll probably fucking hate them too. Back to what I hate, and how much I rule...I hate Toyota Echoes, handkerchiefs, birds...Except penguins, we're tight. I like the word FUCK, for it enables me to express my emotions without having to think of a nice big word. I suppose you could call my verbally lazy..Actually I'm just plain lazy. I hate having to do work of any sort. When I have to, I make sure I do a really good fucking job at it so I won't have to do it again...OR I just do such a bad job that everyone else has to work twice as hard, and at the end I simply make them look stupid and take all the glory. I don't like doing favours for anyone, so don't ask me to get you a coffee because I'll probably piss in it. I pass the time by sitting around late at night with my minions, talking shit about everyone we don't like, which is everyone...We don't even like eachother. I avoid getting up before 1:00pm if I can avoid it, and when I do I make sure to make everyone's life hell until then. The things I like are probably boring to you, but don't worry, it's not because you lack culture, it's simply because I'm better than you. I play bass for the greatest band in the world, and by greatest band I mean everyone but Justin, because he smells like fish heads.If you haven't realized it by now, I'm a sarcastic bastard who thinks too highly of himself. I surprisingly have friends, who surprisingly find me amusing. I'm not sure why, or if it's even a good thing. I rock out to music of all sorts, mostly the loud aggressive stuff but I've been known to break out the suit and tie and tear it up in the skank pit. I express my emotions related to the pain and anguish of suburban living by taking pictures of dead birds and mailing them to world leaders. I don't like the misfits, and I fucking hate Motley Crue.