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fancy christofer

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About Me


I am a home wrecker. i wreck homes. its what i do.
Everything you like now, i liked 5 years ago.
I work my looks, please excuse my beauty
Self absorbed since 1978
I am so hott you can taste it.
Some hate me but most love me. don't be jealous, join me. this is the fabulous life of Fancy Christofer.a

My Interests

me, myself and i. smoking. coffee bean and tea leaf. doing what i want. european magazines. the green vegetarian. art museums. vitamin water. orange juice. sleeping all day and playing all night. telling stories based on true events. asian females. cut off denim. thrift stores. gin and tonic. eating disorders. new music/movie tuesday. black couch tv marathon fashion magazines. bad spellers. wednesday nites. electroclash. trashy celebrity gossip magazines. E! marc jacobs handbags. converse. heterosexuals. hair stylists. smoking. skinny jeans. altering cloths. being fashion forward. biatchz!. peeing in public. people who hate me. people who adore me. salt lake city scene. vegetarianism. sunday brunch. sunglasses. scarves. assesories. stealing food from the greocery store. eyeliner. kissing out. energy 101.1. being the "new kid". simplicity. complexity. 80's dancing. being called a meany. laughing real loud. saying fuck. prizes. hair donts. walking. french fry fires. stripes. tanning salons. credit cards. live concerts. sundance. late night partys at studio 34. W. sushi nite. people who make me feel famous. being famous.

I'd like to meet:

Stacey London... John Galliano... D Squared ... Amanda Lepore ... Daniel Vosovic ... Kate Moss ... Sarah Jessica Parker .... Mary-Kate ... David Lachapelle ... Marc Jacobs ... Chuck Klosterman ... Claire Fisher...

Music:

anything i can host a dance party to

Movies:

... Shortbus ... Cruel Intentions ... House Of Yes ... Party Girl ... Election .... Bring It On ... High School Musical ... Broken Glass ... 10 Things i Hate About You ... Empire Records ...

Television:

Ugly Betty ... Free Radio... Gilmore Girls ... Always Sunny In Philidelphia ... Project Runway (Anything on BRAVO) ... Weeds ... Chelsea Handler Show ... Nip/Tuck anything on HGTV or FOOD network ....

Books:

i dont read. i look at the pictures. but if i were to read I would read anything written by Chuck Klosterman cause he is a genius

Heroes:


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My Blog

Pure Glamour

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Posted by fancy christofer on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:09:00 PST

2008

I have a feeling that things can only go upward from here. this year has been pretty mediocre. nothing super great but nothing super bad. its just been a year of the usual. Things like relapse, DUI an...
Posted by fancy christofer on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 02:50:00 PST

alone

the holiday that once reminded me of joy love family and friends has now become a black hallow holiday.fuck you 4th of july for making me cry and leaving me all alone.
Posted by fancy christofer on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:11:00 PST

im lovin' it

here are a few of my favorite things as of  05/20/07. check them out, i am sure you will love them too!1) soy joy bars. i perfer the berry one!2) vitamin water. I love the XXX.3)Chuck Klosterman ...
Posted by fancy christofer on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:56:00 PST

mk and ash

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Posted by fancy christofer on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:46:00 PST

this is me

i just might be a karazzee person.yup, im positive that im a cerified KARAZZEE.and, i love it and i refuse to ever be sane.NEVER!i love being me....
Posted by fancy christofer on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST

.bored.

i am bored of what was. i am ready for something new. change is on the horizon. i would love to experience change with someone, but i believe it will be best to continue on this path alone. i will alw...
Posted by fancy christofer on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:46:00 PST

Pure JoY

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Posted by fancy christofer on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:29:00 PST

tuff jam

my new found favorite band. hadouken...
Posted by fancy christofer on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST

im a mean boy

today it was brought to my attention that im a mean boy.i forget that my perception of what others think of me is never correct. i allow my self esteem issues to cloud my judgements. My insecurities c...
Posted by fancy christofer on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:22:00 PST