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Well, its official. I'm now both an evil henchman, and an evil photographer for GlobalEventZ. Not much difference either way.
What else...
Just finishinged college. Got myself fancy degrees in computer graphics/animation, kinky poses, and a minor in professional bathtub liquor production. I figure if the ethenol doesnt kill me, the coast guard will.
I have a minor in art,and half of one in Japanese.
One of my hobbies is painting. I paint things. A lot.
Here is my .. art portfolio.
http://www.digitalanvilproject.com/
During my free time, I tutor imigrant kids in the deadly art of Americanese.
I have studied Karate and Jiu Jitsu for the last 6 years. Recentrly I took up Tai-Ji. Some day I hope to compete in the MMA.
Im also notorious party animal, and can go for days without sleep, unless I pass out. Then I might wake up handcuffed next to a fat chick. Thats bad.
I have the inherent Russian ability to sense raging party within 20 mile radius.
A while ago I went to Japan, so if you want to see some pics:
http://www.digitalanvilproject.com/japantrip/japan.html
What else.... my all time hero is Brock Samson. When I grow up I will be him.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Demitri
Birthday: 3-24-82
Birthplace: Estonia
Current Location: BG
Eye Color: grayish green
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: clueless.... something germano-slavic
The Shoes You Wore Today: barefoot dammit
Your Weakness: sock puppets, cute girls with weapons
Your Fears: sock puppets
Your Perfect Pizza: with everything
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: my own island
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have to return some video tapes
Your Best Physical Feature: the forehead
Your Bedtime: I think the same time I get up.....
Your Most Missed Memory: when I was little, before I moved to the U.S. ... so many childhood friends I'll never see again...
Pepsi or Coke: carbonated sugar water bad
MacDonalds or Burger King: Hanabi
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'll brew my own damn tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: delicious raw fish
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: used to
Do you Swear: yep
Do you Sing: karaoke.... fear me mortals!
Do you Shower Daily: yep, I also sweat daily
Have you Been in Love: yes, love bites
Do you want to go to College: already there
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yeah
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: hard to say
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep, shiny
Do you play an Instrument: yes, the spoons
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: like a fox
In the past month have you Smoked: not that I remember
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, but it was weird
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, probably once a week at least
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yep, but I cant remember
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: samurai duel, death touch, mob hit, or a very special heart attack
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a space man, a pimp, a ninja, or a Mongolian Horde driver
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, China, Vietnam, Philippines, Thailand, Tibet
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown or green
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
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Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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