Ted - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I live in Santa Barbara about five minutes from UCSB. My name is Ted Stern, I'm 20 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, with a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. I'm a laugh riot, and a self starter. You can try to get to know me, if not, die.

My Interests

Working out. Philosophy. Movies. A good book. Girls. Good food.

I'd like to meet:

People.

Music:

Metal. Frank Sinatra. Rap. Alternative rock or metal.

Movies:

Super Bad. American Psycho. 40 Year old virgin. Knocked up. Reno 911. Saving Private Ryan. 300. Life is Beautiful. American History X. The Shawshank Redemption. Green Mile. All Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.

Television:

I don't own one. But I do try to keep up with important topics like "Tila Tequilla" realty shows, and similar bullshit.

Books:

American Psycho. Beowulf. The Art of War. Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion. All Quiet on the Western Front. Alphabet of Manliness. Daybreak.

Heroes:

My dad. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick Bateman. Mirko Crocop. Christian Bale. David Hume. Friedrich Nietzsche.