Mew, Motherfucker!

If I had balls, they'd be bigger than yours...

About Me

I probably hate you. If you don't approve of or are offended by me or my lifestyle, you can shove your prudish and ignorant opinions right up your tight little asshole (Oakwoodites and Adventists see paragraph 2). I am not on here to meet people for sex, so if you want me to fuck you, that's great, thanks, but keep it to yourself because now I DEFINITELY hate you and I think you're ugly, bitch. !^_^! If you want to add me, then send me message first, OR I WILL DENY YOU. Now I want everybody to have a wonderfully fucked up day. Read your satanic bibles carefully, and don't forget to masturbate while listening to Nine Inch Nails at least twice a week. DO AS YOU ARE TOLD. The mistress has spoken...ATTENTION ALL NOSY, BIGOTED ANNOYING-ASS OAKWOODITES AND ADVENTISTS! All of the above applies most directly to you. Now don't you worry your holy little heads; my mother knows about this page and does not approve of it anymore than you, so don't bother taking any extra time out of your shiny, Jesus filled day to confront her about it. Worry about your own stupid children, and keep your grubby and irrelevant opinions about me to yourself! See you in hell...

My Interests

Music Theatre Bartending Crossword puzzles Drag Queens Shiny Objects Tornadoes Food My boyfriend and Pharmecutical Recreation

I'd like to meet:

Music junkies Cable guys People who want to give me money Hippies Thesbians Dominatrices (looking to apprentice) Philosophers Germans (pants exitedly) Midgets Pharmaceutical recreation enthusiasts Photographers Transvestites ...and if you happen to be goth...okay, you too.

Music:

I have an unhealthy preoccupation with Nine Inch Nails, as well as Bjork I also like jazz vocals like Manhattan Transfer, Donald Fagen Classical (Debussy) Black Metal (Dimmu Borgir) Darkwave Dance (Razed in Black) Noise (The art of Noise, and anything industrial) as well as a plethora of other things that you've probably never heard of...

Movies:

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory The Rocky Horror Picture Show Secretary Bowling for Columbine Wishmaster Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Labyrinth Happiness Battle Royale Sin City

Television:

The X-files (seen every episode, memorized movie) Nip Tuck Will & Grace Malcom in the Middle Law & Order Star Trek--The Next Generation The Surreal Life Are You Being Served? 30 minute meals with Rachel Ray and everything on Adult Swim except for Aqua Teen Hunger Force & Tom Goes to the Mayor

Books:

The Ethics of an Immoralist Rose Madder Everything's Eventual The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy James and the Giant Peach A Spell for Chameleon Brave New World Blood and Gold Shogun

Heroes:

Friedrich Nietzsche "You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist."
Also, anyone who has ever been on broadway.

My Blog

MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY...

...I am so pathetic. For those of you who don't know me well, (that's going to include almost everyone who reads this) the following information will be inconsequential, maybe even boring. Too b...
Posted by Mew, Motherfucker! on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:24:00 PST

Merry fucking shit-mas, my ass!

BECAUSE MARY WASN'T A FUCKING VIRGIN!!! I have always hated this fucking holiday. It might be nice for most people, especially the well-to-do, but for me it's always been the most pointles...
Posted by Mew, Motherfucker! on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 07:45:00 PST

I hate school.

FUCK COLUMBIA UNION COLLEGE!!!
Posted by Mew, Motherfucker! on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 01:38:00 PST