Love That Damen! ®

A summary of me:

I'm sarcastic.

I love movies.

I wear glasses.

I play the harmonica.

I like italian cuisine.

I cook.

I'm funny, sometimes.

I used to be a pretty big asshole.

I guess I'm still a pretty big asshole.

But only if you test my patience.

I'm a good friend.

I can speak French. If you want me too.

I read books.

Non-Fiction alot.

Crime Fiction is neat.

Pop culture is fascinating to me.

I've met celebrities.

Most of them were assholes.

Except for Frodo.

He was cool.

I like making friends.

Especially cool ones.

I am neurotic.

I'll scare you away with my leftfield observations.

I don't go to bars much anymore.

They smell like body funk.

And loud.

I like museums.

And other stuff.

So if you think these things are neat, befriend me.

If not, fuck you.

MOVIE QUOTE MADNESS! (my favorites): 1. "My whole life, I always knew I wanted to be a gangster." -Ray Liotta "Goodfellas" 2."The idea had been growing in my brain for some time: TRUE force. All the king's men cannot put it back together again. " -Robert DeNiro "Taxi Driver" 3. "Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need"-Jason Schwartzman "I Heart Huckabees" 4."Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow." -Johnny Depp "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" 5."You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again." -Kevin Spacey "The Usual Suspects" 6."That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave." Alec Baldwin "Glengarry Glen Ross" 7. "You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?" Sean Connery "The Untouchables" 8." The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps." Ving Rhames "Pulp Fiction" 9. "I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts. As for you, Mr. Tammany-fucking-Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by my own hand. Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace. " Daniel Day Lewis "Gangs of New York" 10. "Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. Shoe program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me. " Denzel Washington "Training Day"LIKES: intelligence, movies, the indie movement, bagels, quiet women, traveling, sarcasm, fine wine, classy bars, Jack Kerouac, Truman Capote, the little things, road trips, eye-opening life experiences, Stanley Kubrick, conversation, coffee, debates, redbull, history, math, crime fiction, existentialism, mountain dew, nostalgia, women with good fashion senseDISLIKES: people who contradict themselves, sluts, obnoxious assholes, elitists, fascists, the modern so-called "punk movement", radio, clubs, bad scripts, bad actors, reality programming, contradiction, superficial and self-absorbed women, pretentious assholes, false pretenses, bleeding heart liberal hypocrisy, political siding
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