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Jason

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

About Me

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

My Interests

Nascar, FSU football, Texas Hold'em, Broadway, World of Warcraft, Partying, Mustangs, Ambigrams, and Mixing equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, www.yellowmustangregistry.com

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Disturbed, She Wants Revenge, The Presets, Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ladytron, Bon Jovi, Ludacris, Billy Joel, Dave Matthews Band, Eminem, Dierks Bently, Korn, Fall Out Boys, Green Day, Hot Apple Pie, Johnny Cash, Incubus, Journey, Nirvana, Papa Roach, Trace Adkins, Trapt, Tim McGraw, Weezer

Movies:

Scarface, Snatch, Stripes, Office Space, Blazing Saddles, Star Wars, The Princess Bride, Fight Club, Swingers, Gone in 60 Seconds, Space Balls, Blues Brothers and so many more.

Television:

is a monumental waste of time. I watch Lost, Boston Legal and Seinfeld.

Books:

Dan Brown's Books, Lord of the Rings and a bunch of others...

Heroes:

Mom and Dad

My Blog

My travels

Orlando, Florida Indianapolis, Indiana New York, New York Atlanta, Georgia Orlando, Florida Atlanta, Georgia Charlotte, North Carolina Raleigh, North Carolina St. Louis, Missouri Kansas City, Kansas O...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:39:00 PST

Halloween 2006

The Slasher's Bash 2006 was awesome!  The liquor flowed freely and the scenery was great!  Check out the pics here:Slasher's Bash 2006...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:58:00 PST