Ken Bates - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Ken Bates. I am the ruler of Leeds Utd football club. i used to own chelsea football club until a "bunch of shysters from Siberia" bought it from me giving me lots of dosh. i decided to spend none of this on leeds utd but for sueing the premier league, the football league, sheffield wednesday, chelsea FC, most things that breathe and kevin blackwell.

My Interests

Myself, Myself, Myself, Myself, Myself, Myself, Myself, Myself, Myself, Myself, Myself, Myself, Myself, Myselfwatching chelsea and leedsmaking money for myselfdodgin tax paymentwatching leeds suffer

I'd like to meet:

The whole chelsea team, jose mourinho and abramovich. infact, i love them. i also love dennis wise, hes about 5 foot tall but is full of sex. oof. id also like to meet the high court and all the 71 league chairman. id like to meet my lawyer so i can put forward a law suite.

Music:

Listening to the chants of "Shoes off if you hate Bates" and all the other anti-bates chants. dont like them though i like frank sinatra and elvis presley

Movies:

Chelsea's Footballing History

Television:

Chelsea T.V Watching premiership teams on match of the day, dreaming about them. Watching myself make a tit of myself on look north and on news conferences.

Books:

Law books Chelseas footballing history How to be a good chairman for dummies Writing my auto-biography: "Loving Ken Bates"

Heroes:

Myself Dennis Wise My lawyer The Chelsea Football Team