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Calvin

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a beagle/german shepard mix who loves long walks around the neighborhood, canned dinners, and lots of treats.I have 2 people, Tara, who adopted me outside a Wal-Mart in 1998, and J, a lovable Ironworker who loves to feed me fries!I enjoy lounging while my peeps are at work, and I love to do "the butt dance" -- just ask anyone who knows me! I'm a HAM!!!

My Interests

Sleeping, begging, playing in my back yard, going for walks, licking my ass, doing "the butt dance."

I'd like to meet:

I'm always up for meeting new people -- just don't excite me too much or I may pee on you! (like the Dave Chapelle/R. Kelly song...)

Music:

I really like the new Outkast album right now -- Hey Ya makes me do "the butt dance"!!!

Movies:

Best in Show -- hil-a-ri-ous!

Television:

Lassie and Bengie... Also, it's not really a show, but that commercial for Jumbone's always gets stuck in my head!

Books:

I'm illiterate.

Heroes:

That dog who just saved his boy from freezing to death in Utah and Triumph the Comic Insult Dog.

My Blog

My butt itches

Arf! So, I know it isn't like me, but I can't stop dragging my ass on the floor -- what's up with that? I think I'm really freaking Tara and J out. J just yells at me to "stop rubbing your ass on ...
Posted by Calvin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST