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Matt

I'm not an enigma, just a contradiction.

About Me

I like wet lunches and I'm prone to automobile accidents.

My Interests

Playing in the dirt and watching Unsolved Mysteries.

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet anyone new.

Music:

Dead teen songs from the 50's and 60's (Patches, Tell Laura I love Her, Teen Angel, Dead Man's Curve, etc...).

Television:

Twin Peaks, Strangers with Candy, The Amazing Race, Six Feet Under.

Books:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Graham Greene (Brighton Rock, The End of the Affair, A Burnt Out Case).

Heroes:

Robert Benchley, Gregory Crewdson, Sarah Hagen (Starfeather).

My Blog

If the City Paper Can Do It...I Can Too

I haven't seen some of the movies I want to see this year, but here is my top ten of what I did see. If the dip shits in the City Paper can do top ten lists I can too.Top Ten Movies of the 2004.1. Clo...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Always Better than the City Paper

Here's my 2006 top ten films...I didn't get to see much and there is still I want to see, but I'm too lazy to go.1. Jonestown2. Little Children3. Down in the Valley4. Hard Candy5. Brick6. Inside...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:30:00 PST

Mine is better than the City Paper

It's time for my top ten to blow The City Papers out of the water. Enjoy. There's a lot of stuff I didn't get to see this year, so the list will change. Please put your lists in comments if you want...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:02:00 PST

My brain says it's a bad idea, but I still want to do it.

My office is being painted. I know the walls are wet, but I just really wanted to touch them. I did and now I have wet paint on my shirt. This isn't the first time I've touched things I shouldn't h...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Problem in the Bathroom

Someone took a nasty dump at my work and now there is an issue in the bathroom. Below is an e mail sent out to the whole staff. I didn't do it. I wish I had...I wouldn't clean it up. It appears ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST