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The Guru

Buster is in what we call a light to no coma

About Me


My Interests

Optical illusions, noses, hiding engagement rings in food or drink, not eating rotten fruit, misdirected post, the word 'secateurs', the smell of highly flammable liquids

I'd like to meet:

Anyone willing to die for me (always flattering)

Music:

Anything trumpet

Movies:

Moving pictures

Television:

Doctor Who and Neighbours

Books:

Books by Ant and/or Dec

Heroes:

Jeremy Hugget, Mr Echo from Lost