Captain Benoit

"But I don't want to go among mad people", Alice remarked.
"Oh you can't help that," said The Cat. "We're all mad here. You're mad. I'm mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said The Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
HEY HO, I am an aspiring rock music journo and marketing/PR fella. I have a love for pirates, music and sitting down. I am a man of simple pleasures and 95% of the time I am a chipper son of a bitch.
THIS IS HOW I GET OUTTA BED IN A MORNING.....
I was a good kid, I believe I am an alright adult, suppose time will tell. I was raised on classic rock, cheap nights out in Bradford boozers and a love of Yorkshire. I got good enough grades to go to uni. I loved it. During my time I studied a bit, partied a lot and met mysen a crackin' lass. I returned to Yorkshire with longer hair and tattoos. I moved to York and bought a house (ain't that just the most grown up thing I ever did do)and then settled into carving mysen a career and earning some dosh in a job I would enjoy.
THIS IS HOW I DRY MY HAIR.....
I've never done anything truly dumb. I didn't and still don't have anything to rebel against and at the moment, I have NO reason to be angry with the world.
I’m, in simple terms, an aspiring journalist, a writer, a dream weaver, a conjurer of narrative and opinion...I write for a magazine or two. I meet bands, get CDs, get tickets but don’t receive much money though. One day....one day.
I also have started up my own freelance music PR business called Peepshow Press to feed my need for knowledge and experience. It ain't making me rich.....YET. It'll tide me over until I find my chest of gold bullion.