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ali*kat

urban pirate girl

About Me

i'm learning french so i can swear and it will sound pretty. like good whisky and corsets. i like kitties that roll around on the floor and sleep on my head. i'm learning to spin fire because it's one of the most powerful and most beautiful things that i have ever experienced. i am fascinated with burlesque and the idea of apocalypse fashion...not necessarily in that order. I like pinstripes, leather, top hats and feathers (yes...soooo tribal, i know..) i have a huge fuzzy kitty called dude, who sleeps in the bathroom sink. you want to know anymore, you'll have to meet me.

My Interests

i think that i have been interested in everything at least once

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can keep my attention for more than 5 minutes. someone who is not afraid to sing karaoke. someone who will buy a bottle of good whiskey and drink it with me on my porch. people with interesting tattoos. someone who sleeps in till 2 on wednesdays. someone who can argue and not sound like an idiot. someone who can play an amazing song for me that i have never heard before.

Music:

in my car is mc solaar; in my stereo is bassnectar and garbage; in my room is tricky, roni size, and flaming lips; and my favorite thing on my computer playlist is thievery corporation. that about covers it...oh yeah...i will always worship big band, jazz, and burlesque bumps and grinds...let's hear it for nina simone...(by the way...bad bootyrap RULES...)

Movies:

tank girl, battle royale, barbarella, donnie darko, escaflowne, evangelion, audition, miyazake films, moulin rouge, cabaret, bad 70's porn, anime series, kill bill-anything tarantino, stupid teen movies, and the twin peaks series...i'm so pissed that they didn't release the second season on dvd...bastards

Television:

the idiot box is evil...whenever i sit down near one i lose hours.i do like the food network though...makes me want to own an apron and be domestic.

Books:

the secret diary of laura palmer, go west young f*cked up girl, where the wild things are, the narnia chronicles, the man who lived in the high tower, stephen king, dr seuss, biographies, tank girl comics.

Heroes:

my cat...he rocks and i love him

My Blog

pay me to be cool...

why the fuck can't someone just pay me to be cool and creative?? is that really too much to ask? i decided yesterday that i don't want to work a real job anymore...it's not my thing. i'd rather spi...
Posted by ali*kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

intellectual fuses blown

i have officially had it with school. fifteen years and nine months and my brain has finally blown. i cannot sit through onemore lecture, take one more note, or compose one more esssay. i can't eve...
Posted by ali*kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh, hell's bells...

hell's bells is my new expression...so spread it around say it to your mom, or your boyfriend/girlfriend/person you are currently fucking tell your boss, your cat, and that person behind you on the ...
Posted by ali*kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

musings on the deuce-deuce

so i am 22 now... that is so much better that being 21. everyone thinks you are a drunk. i may be a drunk, but i do not need everyone to think it. i feel loved...much kisses to all who made it...
Posted by ali*kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

coffee and cigarette thursday...

it's just one of those days where all the coffee, candy and cigarettes just don't even come close, and you just float through the day, with your head in some sort of blue haze. normally i really ...
Posted by ali*kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

la vie c'est bonne...

finalmente...je sens bien maintenant. anyway. yeah life is better. by the way...i'm doing a fashion show at this winery opening this weekend , and people should come. isit just me, or does it ...
Posted by ali*kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

these f*cking days...

this is just one of those weeks, when i just need a unlimited credit card and someone to pour whiskey straight down my throat... somebody cheer me up. what really bothers me is that i can't figu...
Posted by ali*kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

about the...'s

i have a new fascination with using ... when i type. i know, it's strange last month it was the semicolon ; im gonna run out of keys soon
Posted by ali*kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my tuesday...via keyboard

wow...a journal. i don't think that i have kept a journal since sixth grade when some girl stole it out of my locker and read it to the whole school...i am still traumatized strange days...they go...
Posted by ali*kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST