Jay - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have a sweet ass. Seriously, it tastes like candy. Aside from that, I'm learning to be an adult. Still. It's hard. Someone famous once met me. They were really excited.

My Interests

Whiskey and PBR.

I'd like to meet:

Batboy

Music:

Rock and roll rots kids minds because it's awesome.

Movies:

Just watched "Chasing Amy". Anything by the Coen Bros or Sam Raimi is worth watching. Even "The Quick And The Dead".

Television:

"Scrubs" wants to have my babies. "My Name Is Earl" is pretty good. Anything Adult Swim makes me happy in the pants. "Samurai Champloo" is pretty sweet, but not as sweet as "Cowboy Beebop". And they're all on DVD. That helps.

Books:

Jonathan Lethem, Tim Sandlin, Christopher Moore, and history books.