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"Currently", she asked, "are you Chewing Nails that don't belong to you?" "No." I answered."Can you lick the floor and my shoes?" is the "next thing she said! I looked at her perplexed and asked"Can you blow spit bubbles?" "that is besides the point." she replied, Then she repeated her earlier question..."no!" I answered in a rather gruff tone. Then she asked "well, how about tickling my dogs ass?""no!", I screamed.Now, I have never thrown one thing at another human but at this point, i did.Then she pulled out a gun! "What jewelry do you wear?" she proceeded to ask, "none." I replied. "Do you have any t-shirts?" she asked. I gave her a t-shirt just so she'd go away...Then the other day I demanded that an italian chef make me some spaghetti. "Twirl your own spaghetti!" He told me. "all I'll give to you is potted meat, and dead squirrels" He replied indignantly. Well I wanted ice cream so i asked if he had any Cherry Garcia, or Half-Baked. "no." he answered, "only dead squirrels." "Well, how many of those do you have? " I inquired,3 or 4 the chef replied."how about cows, maybe a Spotted Cow..." is what I asked then."What's your major malfuntion?" he said. It sounded funny though because he was italian and had an accent. I told him so. He replied "I speake da eenglish damn well for an eetalian!"Then he flew way of the handle and punched me in the teeth. So I would say that if you're going to go to an italian retaurant make sure to bring aTowel to wipe up all the blood.24. Have you ever tasted the taste of the foccacia of the gods?Manners dictate that I ask "Do you swear never to repeat thse words as long as you live?"Then after we go through all that and much, much, more... "Monkeys!" Is the answer that you'll recieve.Food made from monkeys in March, anyday in march is better than foccacia. If you must that is deal with all the ravenous alligators; that is. When alligators bite they really mean it! Like old grand-papy niles used to say Don't touch the alligator 'till the noon sun turns clockwise. " This saying doesn't seem to make a lot of sense. Maybe it did at somepoint, somewhere though. With these things you never can be too sure. When someone says things like these usually they have worked them out ahead of time. If you don't give it any thought it just doesn't seem to make as much sense. I heard this guy at a party say "I went to school so I could think about whay a table is not a chair." That is another thing that doesn't really make a lot of sense.
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