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♥ Linziii™ [I ate a big red candle]

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About Me


.:.mct.:.
I dont mind being ogled,
ridiculed,
made to feel miniscule
If you consider the source
Its kind of pitiful
Hello there
My name is Linzi ^.^
Im 17 =]
Im Catholic
I put a ridiculous amount of salt and vinigar on my chips..
I LOVE cheese and onion crisp butties
Phwoar
I dont like breakfast anymore
I'm really easy to talk to
well, I'd like to think so anyway
And I get on with pretty much everyone
however.. I dont have the time of day for people who think theyre better than everyone else orrr bullshitters.
eeww no thankyou
I also dont like people who write teh
instead of the
People who use their theirs, they'res and theres incorrectly
and people who cant hold a decent conversation for longer than 30 seconds.
People who lack intelligence just get on my nerves a little
But I'll probably still get on with you if youre one of them
smelly people make me sick
how did they get so smelly?
have a fucking bubble bath.
I prefer showers to baths
coffee to tea
fruit to chocolate
boys to girls
Dr Cox to JD
...
I love going swimming in the summer
but no one ever comes with me
so I can never go =<[br />
I like waterfights and beer
those days when I dont get dressed
and just stay in my pyjamas
and watch ABC1
its the best thing ever
you've probably seen a snowman with a better tan than I have.
And he's probably got bigger boobs than I have
But, still.. I'm quite happy with the way I look.
I'm not perfect.
I can accept that.
So maybe you should too?
My friends are the world to me.
I really couldnt ask for better ones
the coolest of them are in that scroll box
over yonder
I dont have a boyfriend
And I dont particularly want one
Then again if I meet that boy
all this will change.
But right now Im just having a laugh
not being a slut..
there's a difference.
My MSN is
[email protected]
or... if you prefer...
[email protected] feel free to add me. =]Things are looking good at the moment
I really couldnt be happier.


Tell me a story
You Fuckin what? input.Skem9res {}

My Interests



Television:

"something stuck in the door?"
"yes why"
"maybe its a penny"
"DID YOU PUT A PENNY IN HERE"
"no no no just making smalltalk"
"if i find a penny in here im taking you down!"

"This, this isn't like being a janitor, okay! It's not just like something everybody can do."
"So you can do my stuff, but I can't do yours?"
"Yes!"
"kay, hotshot, what would you use to get a coffee stain up off a tile floor?"
"I don't know... the... rough side of a sponge?"
[silence]
"Dammit."

Bit on that please.

Heroes:

The cool kids
Kake
The best friend.
I met her in year 7 and now I cant get rid of her lol
I have so many mint memories with her
gettin pissed off lambrini in the triangle toilets
pretending to be some constipated woman lmao
Id type em all down but we'd be here forever
I love Kake
And you'll never come before her.
Abbie
The other best friend.
We've had some mighty arguments
but we always realise that we love eachother really ^.^
We rule geography
oh yes
I have minted memories with this one too
and again,
I love her
and you'll never come before her.
Billy
Me and Billy have had some rough times recently
But I still love him more than pretty much anyone
I have amazing memories with this boy
And I know I'll never forget them
I miss the way we used to be.
But things seem to be getting back to normal.
=]
Pooli & Tooli
Johnny and Clifford =S
L4L
I love Billy to pieces
and yeah...you wont come before him either.
Claire
Claire can reeaaalllyyy do my nut in at times
She can piss me off so fucking much
But somehow I manage to see past it.
Its probably due to the fact that she's Always been there for me
And i know she always will be
She sticks by me and gives minted advice.
We've had some proper laughs
fuckin bacardi, vimto and sugar
angel delight lol
like a million years out of date hahaha
i loves you girl!
Nuge!
Or seannnn
Nuge is such a minter!
Hes always there for me when Im feeling shitty
and hes seen me "in a towel" haha
I love nuge.
hes lovely
Dan!
Recently Dans been a really good friend to me
Well, hes always been ace
but now hes even more ace =S
Hes my gay best friend
and i love him lots!
Amy
Me and Amy have hot steamy lesbian sex on urbis when no ones lookin lol
I love Amy
I dont think you can meet a nicer person.
Shes got a bit of an obsession with the leema [cant spell] or whatever it is in madagascar.
haha bless
I love this girl.
shes amazing
Gary Brown!
Gary is a mint lad
He always gives me brilliant advice
and helps me out when times get rough
He's stuck by me even though Ive had big stresses at him for no reason
If i was him i wouldve told me where to go
I gots a lot to thank him for ^.^
ilu mr brown!!
Serenanananaaa
I absolutely adore this girl
but I miss her more than anything
If I had my way she'd live right next door to me
And I'd see her all the time.
Ive had some amazing times with this girl
and im never gonna forget them
Craig & Paddy
I dont see these two nearly
as much as I'd like to.
We've had some mint times tho
and some proper laughs
fuckin'ell new years eve!
&randomly drinking JD in my bedroom with kake
These two are a proper giggle
and i well love them ^.^
[emo] Kyle
Ive known kyle for time
hes proper mint and even tho we dont
really see each other as much as we used to
I well love him
I remember the days when we used to go to
his "house" and get pissed off strongbow
and I remember when we were both moshers
and he had long hair
haha hes mint

Chris [my wifey]
Lord knows how much this boy means to me.
Hes the nicest guy you could ever meet
He really is amazing and well sexy ^.^ lol
I love him to pieces
Trisha and Jerry forever mate!

Panda&Becci
These two are defiantely worth mentioning.
simply because theyre proper ace
I dont think i know anyone who's more of a wreckhead than panda lol
Both these girls are mint
and i love them lots ^.^
rachelll
Hahaha me and rachel fancy embarrassing guys lol
Ahh well! with less people likin him
we gots more of a chance with doctor who
LMAO
hahahaha
I do loves rachel
she well makes me laugh.
but we're goin to hell for stealing some kids bike off that hill when we were pissed lol
"why's there a childs bike behind the wheelie bin?"
haha ilu !!
Jen!
Ive known Jen since like,
forever
Shes an amazing gal and i well love her
We drifted apart yonks ago,
then we were really close again
but now we've drifted a bit again
however i still love her to bits and
shes still one of my best friends
gettin pissed in town with her is a reet laugh
"if the police come over im gonna drop the bag and run!!"
haha
"lets dispose of this VODKA BOTTLE"
I love jens lots and lots
Im bored of typing now.
If i missed you off Im sorry
Im just stupid
but i still loves you.
holla if i forgot youu!!
3

My Blog

me kake and abbie play in the back garden =]

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Posted by ♥ Linziii™ [I ate a big red candle] on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:44:00 PST

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Posted by ♥ Linziii™ [I ate a big red candle] on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:37:00 PST

memories..

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Posted by ♥ Linziii™ [I ate a big red candle] on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:33:00 PST