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About Me



I'm a loner.
I have lots of friends.
I play computer games.
I'm not very good at computer games.
I'm good at games I've had enough practice on.
I am an atheist.
I love fantasy.
I'm obsessed with time travel.
I amuse myself with my own mind.
I love nature.
I find animals interesting.
Spiders piss me off.
I am possibly the least poetic person you'll meet.
I am not very artistic.
I can appreciate good art.
I like comedy on TV.
I like the occasional drama.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Three Billy Goats Gruff
Wobbuffet
Karl Pilkington
Ross Noble
GIR

My Blog

A list of things I did today and some of my thoughts.

I killed the neighbours.I wanna be a bear.I don't want to set the world on fire.I kissed a girl.I wanna be your boyfriend.I wanna be sedated.I just can't wait to be king.I feel evil creeping in.I coul...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:58:00 GMT

New years resolution(s)

Read a book.Eat a bean.Write a word.Look at a star.Free a bird.Listen to someone speak.Find my soulmate.lol I put loads of stupid ones then a real one lolBut it's not really a new years resolution cos...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 18:49:00 GMT

This man has been my hero for many a year.

What a guy. You know he's awesome cos he's got the star. He's been my favourite Nintendo character since I was about 11 or so.
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 04:58:00 GMT

Lettucepussy: Story written by Sammeh Willy Pants and I.

 one day sarah and sam decided to take a stroll down into bolton when suddenly Big Dave jumps out from behind a bin! "look what I found" he explained "AN OCTOPUS! WOOOO!" "thats not an octop...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 04:54:00 GMT

Fairy Juice: Life on a Wednesday.

Ashleak and I went to Bolton and we picked up Sam and went to Morrissons to buy some drink. Little did we know that we were to make a HUGE discovery. We found some pink drink by the name of "raspberry...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 12:20:00 GMT

CHIHUAHUA! MINE!

He's gonna be mine! I'm gonna have one called Chalupo Ren Gomez (mainly Laura's idea) but the one in this pic is called Sir Dexter. Chalupo is my best friend and he's gonna be the only person beside...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 05:19:00 GMT

I wish I was a knight.

It would be so cool, being a knight in this day and age. I'd walk around town with my armour and a sword and shield and if someone pissed me off, I'd just headbutt them and it wouldn't hurt me cos I h...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jun 2005 23:42:00 GMT

Vote for me!

The general elections are coming up on the 5th May and I'm running for Prime Minister. Here are reasons you should vote for me.1. Anyone caught hunting will be locked in a giant forest that is impossi...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Apr 2005 14:04:00 GMT

Dreams

We all have dreams. People say they're very meaningful and spiritual.Last night, I had a dream that I was in Holland and I was on this bridge that was broken and I couldn't get across, so I was stood ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Mar 2005 04:40:00 GMT