Hello there! How are you? Oh, you can't respond, as you are merely reading text. Ah well. Anyway, where to start?! I'm such an interesting person!
It all began when I was born, obviously. The start of my life, that was. You'd think such an amazing event would stay in the memory, but no - I have clean forgotten it. Years went by, and now I'm TWENTY-ONE YEARS OLD! That's almost a quarter of a century. I have accomplished bugger all. Isn't that depressing? Well, I'm a depressing person. Unless I've been drinking Fanta. Or I've had a few drinks of the alcoholic kind. Or I've drunk some sugar water (I do that).
Nowadays, since dropping out of University, I'm in Llandrillo Technical College studying how to be a rock star. It's going pretty well, as I am highly gifted in this field. One day, I hope to be extremely rich and famous, with an album in the "top sellers of all time" list. Some might say this was merely a childish dream - these people, I call enemies.
EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT DAVE HUGHES, AND SOME STUFF YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED TO KNOW, BUT WILL SUBSEQUENTLY FIND OUT THROUGH READING THIS THING
Name: I go by many
Birthday: The day on which I get drunk and nostalgic
Birthplace: A hospital in St Asaph - it's closed down now
Eye Color: Blue, like the sky and the ocean
Hair Color: Brown, like twigs and.....shit
Height: Tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends what I'm doing
Your Heritage: Welsh nationalist
The Shoes You Wore Today: Uncomfortable
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Being attacked by Rolf Harris in a crazy dream world
Your Perfect Pizza: Cooked properly
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Rock out well and often
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Is anybody there? Hello?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Time for work....again
Your Best Physical Feature: My left ear
Your Bedtime: Too late
Your Most Missed Memory: I forget
Pepsi or Coke: A mixture of both
MacDonalds or Burger King: If I'm hungry, I'll eat any old crap - I don't care
Single or Group Dates: ANY dates would be nice
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, thankyou
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate or Vanilla WHAT? Hairspray?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Moccachoccawokkalatte
Do you Smoke: When on fire, yes
Do you Swear: I swear by Rennies
Do you Sing: Like you've never heard - or want to
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, otherwise I cannot face the day
Have you Been in Love: I'm in love - with rock and roll
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, failed...
Do you want to get Married: Are you proposing or something?
Do you belive in yourself: No - I'm a figment of my imagination
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when in motion
Do you think you are Attractive: Well, there are plenty of flies around
Are you a Health Freak: Is that a politically correct term?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, as long as I bow down to their regime
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LOVE thunderstorms - I go looking for them
Do you play an Instrument: Several. Several THOUSAND! No, just several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In it's purest form, no. Otherwise I'd be dead
In the past month have you Smoked: Can't say that I have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I'm high on life. And Calpol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Alas, no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work in one - which is depressing
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No - I did think about it though
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I prefer cooked fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: Regrettably, no
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I keep my trunks ON - for everyone's sake
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Many a girl's heart
Ever been Drunk: I probably am RIGHT NOW
Ever been called a Tease: No, never ever EVER
Ever been Beaten up: I'm a pacifist (i.e. no)
Ever Shoplifted: I have never lifted an entire shop
How do you want to Die: Quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Joyous
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia, just for a laugh. And communism
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Purple
Favourite Hair Color: Green
Short or Long Hair: Somewhere in the middle
Height: Any really, I'm not fussed
Weight: Er, depends on the alcohol I've consumed
Best Clothing Style: What? For me or my ideal missus? Stupid survey
Number of Drugs I have taken: 459
Number of CDs I own: Many - some of them have music on them
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: One - upper left arm
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Many and varied
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