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My Invisible Friend

I don't mean to impose, but I am the ocean.

About Me

Below the thunders of the upper deep; Far far beneath in the abysmal sea, His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee About his shadowy sides; above him swell Huge sponges of millennial growth and height; And far away into the sickly light, From many a wondrous grot and secret cell Unnumber'd and enormous polypi Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green. There hath he lain for ages, and will lie Battening upon huge seaworms in his sleep, Until the latter fire shall heat the deep; Then once by man and angels to be seen, In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die ............................................................ ..........At the age of eleven i set out into the world to make my own. I wandered the Bolivian countryside for two years, finding work and shelter where i could until I met Emil. Emil was a blacksmith, rotund and fiery, efficient and effacing. He took me under his wing and taught me his trade. Together we traveled to the gossamer shores of Malta and set up a small shop. He was murdered on my eighteenth birthday. I'll never forget the way he carried the stench of fire with him, of coal and soot, of metal and sweat. All I have left of him is the gift he left for me, unopened in the wake of his slaying. I spend days staring at it, yet remain unable to tatter it's brittle skin and reveal the secrets in it's entrails.I edited my profile with Many girls want to be carnal with Chris because he is such a premium dancer V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Hedonism for sport and profit.Cephalopods, Post-Modernism, Purple Drank, cryptozoology, sexy parties, republican death.

I'd like to meet:

Laura Palmer

Music:

The Melvins, Cold War Kids, Nachtmystium, Need New Body, The USA is a Monster, Do Make Say Think, High on Fire, Daniel Johnston, Eazy-E, Don Caballero, Alice Donut, Alton Ellis, Coco Rosie, Calexico, Joy Division, Luke Vibert, Weavie Stonder, Pendulum, roots manuva, Aphex Twin, Cocteau Twins, Pinback, Lightning Bolt, Brother Lynch Hung, Japanther, Heatmiser, Autechre, Magnetic Fields, The Boredoms, JaGoFF, This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb, aspera, Old Man Gloom, Dianogah, Stereobate, Ween, Amon Tobin, Ted Leo, Isis, Pelican, The Coup, The Coral, Boards of Canada, ISAN, squarepusher, primus, Tristeza, animal collective, Venetian Snares, Tribe Called Quest, Detroit Grand Pubahs, Jucifer, Far, Klute, Hawkwind, Superchunk, Devin The Dude, scissorfight, Dj Funk, styrofoam, Lowfish, Harkonen, ak1200, Fugazi, Swisha House, Cap'n Jazz, R.L. Burnside, Roni Size, Dj Assault, Paul Newman, smoking popes, Rocket from the Crypt

Movies:

Twin Peaks: fire walk with me, drowning mona, any which way but loose, jacob's ladder, clay pigeons, blue velvet, house, mulholland drive, Phantasm, American Psycho

Television:

arrested development, Simpsons, Metalocalypse, upright citizens brigade, twin peaks, tales from the crypt, Mystery Science Theatre 3000,

Books:

Sometimes a great notion, House of leaves, Dune, Even Cowgirls get the blues, Do androids dream of electronic sheep?, Gravity's Rainbow, Naked, Lolita, The Virgin Suicides, Jesus' Son, Florida Roadkill