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veve tortellini

don't you burn your candle from both ends.....

About Me

As of late.. there is something about the times 11:11 and 1:11 (am or pm is of no matter)((or more so the repetition of 1's)).. it keeps following me.. haunting me... teasing me... and tempting to fuck with me... for months now. "Reveal yourself I say.. or scurrie off into the distance!"
my new alarm system (i have abandoned locks and those kinds of things) You have been warned.
"We must be careful about what we pretend to be."
-- Kurt Vonnegut
"Be what you would seem to be -- or, if you'd like it put more simply -- Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise"

Yahoo IM me = comet_ador ( I talk to everyone )
or on the aol = vevefur
artist = Camille Rose Garcia
artist = Shag
artist = Chelsea Greene Lewyta

My Interests

I am the Moon's Child.....

"Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop."

I am a Warrior, I will not go quietly!

(some things that interest me.. in no particular order)...
lucid dreaming
bento lunch boxes
shipwrecks
photobooth everything
art appreciative
secretive fetishes
the ocean.. &
swimming in the ocean
paraphrasing fuck lines
elbow anything but macaroni
voodoo
volcanic eruptions
Kuiper Belt & Oort Cloud
Greek Mythology
Egypt and all that is egypt
Panda Bears
leg warmers
curious cupcakes..
..& fondant
abandoned places
dita von teese
vintage/retro photos
my sewing machine
playboys & bunnies
ropes & bondage
coffee addicted
Ophelia
harajuku & lolita styles

i walk into things on the regular...

artist = shag

artist = laura pelick

I'd like to meet:

a ninja.

someone who can make me a corset..or train me/teach me/show me how to....

as well as... someone who shares my fondness of Montana

Music:



yes please. and lots of it.

Movies:



The Boondock Saints; Little Miss Sunshine; Memoirs of a Geisha; Requiem for a Dream, The Princess Bride; Run Lola Run; The Way of the Gun; Reservoir Dogs; Cube Zero; Cube Squared, Pulp Fiction; Four Rooms; Kill Bill; Snatch; Natural Born Killers; Sleepy Hollow; Old School; Napoleon Dynamite; Iron Monkey; Legend of the Eight Samurai; Donnie Darko; Election; Butterfly Effect; Boogie Nights; Mall Rats; Edward Scissorhands; The Fifth Element; The Royal Tenenbaums; The Crow; Clerks; Chasing Amy; Amlie; Harry Potters; Kung Foo stuff (Sonny Chiba is Awesome!!!); Stanley Kubrick stuff; cheesy 80's movies; and of course.... Space Balls & the Toxic Avenger...

Television:

**TV is the Devil**

artist = Niagara

Arrested Development
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Big Love
LOST
Ninja Warrior
Dexter
Futurama
Heroes
Family Guy
(& crappy reality TV competitions)

Books:


Anne Rice
Kurt Vonnegut
Dan Brown
Harry Potters
Dean Koontz

lately been reading a lot of memoirs/true stories of escaped polygamists (crazy crazy shit)

Best so far was Escape by Carolyn Jessop

and still looking for some good scary shit....

Heroes:


My Blog

happiness in slavery

Tips for a Better Life:1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have t...
Posted by veve tortellini on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 06:57:00 PST

split-apricot or rob-the-ruffian (you decide)

Hundreds of euphemisms for the female reproductive SLANG TERMS FOR "VAGINA" (et al.)aceace of spadesAdam's ownaffairaffairsalcovealmanachaltar of Hymenaltar of loveaphrodisiacal tennis courtassbaby-ma...
Posted by veve tortellini on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 11:50:00 PST

PRE weenie-howl 2008

ok, it's that time of year again.... (and i can't wait) wanted to do this theme last year, but slacked ass with it...... i am so excited about the cape! can't wait till it comes and i...
Posted by veve tortellini on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 08:22:00 PST

feel your heart beat.....

watch the whole thing (the end is so sweet & true) although, i do recommend keeping the volume off as it's a bit annoying.    enjoy your smiles. ...
Posted by veve tortellini on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:15:00 PST

(a funny little story)

This is something i could see myself doing... hahaha!   ANGER MANANGEMENT CLASSES ! When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on...
Posted by veve tortellini on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:19:00 PST

falling......

you are already missed greatly.  your death is again more tragedy.  many tears are falling now, but none like sunday morning.  may you find rest and peace.  to be stolen ...
Posted by veve tortellini on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:23:00 PST

be ready for it....

60 if you click the box and do it, tell me what you get... (cheaters will be beaten with a stick bigger than my pinky) ...
Posted by veve tortellini on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:42:00 PST

Flocke.... (a wee little polar bear)

Flocke's own fan site i want one!!!!!!  (hehe)  How freaking cute is she?  Her name is Flocke, she's about 2 maybe 3 months old.. I so want that lady's job, i am sure it pays more ...
Posted by veve tortellini on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:32:00 PST

who’s a smart ass?

SMART ASS ANSWER 6 It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines."Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front."What are my choices?" John asked."Yes or no," she ...
Posted by veve tortellini on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:10:00 PST

Eclipse Me

Wednesday's total eclipse last in U.S. until 2010 At 10:01 p.m. Wednesday, the moon will be in a total eclipse. You won't get to see this again in North America until 2010. By Robert Nolin...
Posted by veve tortellini on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:23:00 PST