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Dr. Nastalie

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Taurus born street beggars with a limp are set to benefit this month from a moment of interplanetary juxtaposition which will force passers by to give cash, and valuable lessons on life, after the 17th.Your attempt to playfully throw a stick so that a dog will run to catch it, is set to flummox the mutt around the 16th, especially if you also shout "Weeeeeeee!"Ensure any saucer, or bowl, of milk offered to neighborhood cats are served at a tongue friendly temperature after the 27th to avoid repercussions involving rats or draggably small road kill.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

DAVID BOWIE! Common, Blue October, Gwen Stefani, Gym Class Heroes, Miranda Sex Garden, Gorillaz, Sneaker Pimps, Luda, Missy Elliot, Aaliyah, Busta Rhymes, Red Cafe, Mary J. Blige, 2pac, ICP, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, NIN, VNV Nation, Don Omar, Soul Coughing, Milla Jovovich, TsuShiMaMiRe, The Killers, 311, Beck, The Doors, Janis Joplin, Beatles. Hip hop, some dance music, salsa, spanish reggae, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Bach, Enya, etc. - nature sounds & soothing music so I don't kill again. Some 80s music.

Movies:

Just about every movie w/ Johnny Depp that I've seen, especially Crybaby; The Professional (w/ baby Natalie Portman), Lord of the Rings trilogy, Harry Potter movies, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Legend, pornos, comedies, Freddy, Michael Meyers and Jason movies, suspenseful, scary & gory flicks. Gladiator, Waynes World, Willy Wonka, Wizard of Oz and Willow.
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Television:

The Office, Ugly Betty, Heroes, South Park, Scrubs, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Family Guy, Queer as Folk, old cartoons. Hate most reality tv. Love Full House, Perfect Strangers, Alf, Small Wonder and all the other kickass 80's and 90's shows where bad hair and ugly sweaters reigned.

Books:

The Witching Hour by Anne Rice; before that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Eldest, part II to Eragon; DaVinci Code, Christ the Lord-Out of Egypt by Anne Rice; Angels & Demons by Dan Brown, prequel to DaVinci Code; Son of a Witch, sequal to Wicked, but not as good as Wicked w/ no Elphaba. The Chronicles of Narnia, The Vampire Chronicles, Stephen King horror novels back in the day, Lord of the Rings, Garfield comic books. Pop-up books. Smut mags.

Heroes:

Save the cheerleader; save the world.

My Blog

Sexcapades (For Adults Only;)

A friend of mine at work has recently published her first book, a compilation of short stories of a strong sexual nature entitled Sexcapades - very naughty indeed - and it is now available for purchas...
Posted by Dr. Nastalie on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:31:00 PST

Check out this video: Planet Unicorn Episode 1

This is funny! A planet w/ unicorns would be way more badass than this, but it's a gay boy's fantasy, not mine. Finally, someone who shares my innermost desires. I love it! The unicorn's names are gre...
Posted by Dr. Nastalie on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:12:00 PST

Planet Unicorn Episode 2

The sun's face and baby laugh in this one are taken from the super lame Teletubbies show. Don't ask how I know that. Could this possibly be more gay? I bet it could! Check out this video: Planet Uni...
Posted by Dr. Nastalie on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:14:00 PST

Yay! Vacation

Starting tomorrow, I will be on a 4 day Bahamas cruise and can't wait! We'll be getting up at the asscrack o' dawn and flying to Miami tomorrow morning - if all goes well - and then off to t...
Posted by Dr. Nastalie on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:43:00 PST

Sex and Murder

What is with my f-ed up dreams lately? I guess everyone's had, but won't admit, the occasional sex dream pertaining to having relations with someone you don't know, can't reme...
Posted by Dr. Nastalie on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:16:00 PST

Full House

Season 4 of Full House is finally out in all it's glory and gaiety. I was so pysched to purchase it, but at the same time wondered what the hell happened to season 3? Did I just wake from a slumb...
Posted by Dr. Nastalie on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:10:00 PST

Spirits

And it was this very same tenacity-the tenacity of this individuality-that  made the human soul stay alive after it left the body, imitating the shape of the body, holding itself together, so to ...
Posted by Dr. Nastalie on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 12:07:00 PST

Crying...and other things

Do you know what I think about crying? I think some people have to learn to do it. But once you learn, once you know how to really cry, there's nothing quite like it. I feel sorry for those who don't ...
Posted by Dr. Nastalie on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:59:00 PST

Best David Bowie Song

If you've never heard Life on Mars by DB, you're missing out! I am bored and never post blogs, and since no one will read them anyway, who cares. Some lyrics from this great song are below.Sailors fig...
Posted by Dr. Nastalie on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:56:00 PST

My favorite quote from a vampire

And my dark soul is happy again, because it does not know how to be anything else for very long, and because the pain is a deep dark sea in which I would drown if I did not sail my little craft steadi...
Posted by Dr. Nastalie on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:47:00 PST