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3 Colours Beige

About Me

I hold several European and World records in the field of Alcohol-Induced Memory Loss. I was a professional hand model for three days. I also worked the celebrity party circuit for a while as a crash-test dummy look-a-like...on busy nights I would double-up as Ted Danson.


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Geoff Capes and David Icke. In that order.

My Blog

Facebook: Refuge of the Talentless by Nigel Challenge

What's the most offensive word I can think of beginning with the letter 'F'?  Easy.  Facebook.  It's just like sniffing a girl's knickers: it certainly seems like a good idea at the tim...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:51:00 GMT

Beelzebub, thy name is...by Nigel Challenge

Often, when I walk down a busy high-street, I look at all the hundreds and hundreds of hideous faces walking towards me and I ask myself, 'Is anybody out there thinking the same thoughts as me?' ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:52:00 GMT