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Max

Enemys of Metal Death is our reward

About Me

Hey ya, my name is Max I current live in Ashford in kent in kennington. I am able to talk because my owner made a cat translator. I attack my owners for fun.I enjoy pissing in peoples gardens.I cant have children because i was taken to a bad place and they cut something inside me.I cant have aids.One of my owners puts his willy on my ear.On occasions i have smelly ear.

My Interests

Sleeping, inflicting harm, eating, meowing, Pissing on peoples gardens.

Being irritating

I'd like to meet:

I would really like to meet that blue cat from the thomson local adverts. I would also like to meet the man that cut my man milk tube.

Music:

I enjoy most music at any volume apart from dance music. I am partial to slayer

Movies:

I enjoy watching "how to breed cats" some hot action in that. I enjoy any film with cats in.

Television:

I piss on this occasionaly

Books:

I have yet to piss on a book

Heroes:

The cat from red dwarf