Judas_Malice - ProfilesArchive

About Me

hilo i am Jhudas *some people dont know the way and some never want to* I do not hate people who smile and most certainly don't cut myself. I don't think everything dead is pretty, Jehovah's Witnesses do not frequently accost me with pamphlets and I don't like being asked to defend my entire existence in 30 seconds or less. I am not goth'er than you in any case. Is any of that really required to be 'goth', anyway? I'd like to think not.I'm not looking to make friends with psudo goth middle school kids who only complain about how bad they have it,remember that it's "Down the road" not "Across the street". Make it count. ,I choose to give an entire paragraph of what I am not simply because I've come across a dissapointing amount of people who seem to think 'goth' is an after school activity instead of a life-style .Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

sleeping, sex & satanisim. Tatoos Piercings scarification branding .my mice midian and Daimouse My Rabbits B and Jessie ,playing guitar,photo editing , industriel,power noise,EBM,synthpop,art drawing,modeling,clothing.I've been into the gothic industriel sub-culture for a little over 6 years now and would be up for to meeting others ."the industry is shrinking like George in the swimming pool, except that the pool is actually full of slime, and there isn't really a pool, just someone's idea of where a pool should have been and a promise of some shade , certainly not you I TAUGHT THE KILLING GAME...FIRST
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I'd like to meet:

anyone really, Lacking in Friends and people i can trust *shifts eyes* just keep me away from the "cool kids"

Music:

Favorite Music: industrial, powernoise,synthpop ,trance,dance,ebm,bands such as Skinny puppy,the dresden dolls,scooter,NIN,Manufactura,Orbital,Bif Naked, KMFDM,dead can dance,the birthday massacre,currently diseased, freezepop,sarina paris,MSI,Raized in black,the aphex twin,Fisher spooner, Assemblage23,icon of coil,crux shadows,Edenrose,Korn,Ministry... well you get the point

Movies:

strangelands, Alice in Wonderland!!! ,The fith element,interview with a vampire,robinhood,monty python or how to irritate people,cat in the hat,scilence of the lambs,Robinhood men in tights,spliced,sword in the stone,the grudge.the whole 9 yards ,the whole 10 yards.HYPERCUBE.

Television:

dont really watch tv but if i do its usually cartoons or whatevers on the space chanel."The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy!!!.

Books:

anne rice books,iris jhonson the killing game,dean koontz seize the night. cynthia vogit anything really violent lol

Heroes:

LOKI the god of mischif, Hell Katt, and the allmighty lord and master FOAMY and his infallible logic

My Blog

the new name for Viagra

ln Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also...
Posted by Judas_Malice on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:12:00 PST

Virtual Drunk Driveing gotta love it

Virtual Drunk Driving Most folks remember that talk during high school driver's ed: drinking and driving is a bad combination. Drinking alcohol, after all, will impair your vision, reactions, and j...
Posted by Judas_Malice on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:02:00 PST

top 4 adult jokes

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as y...
Posted by Judas_Malice on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:21:00 PST

spaceballs

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!Laser Gunner: Sorry sir. Doing my best.Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.Dark Helmet: W...
Posted by Judas_Malice on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:15:00 PST

The Blonde Cowboy

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he...
Posted by Judas_Malice on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:39:00 PST

This is a Warning

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned Canada that if military action against Afganistan continues, Taliban authorities will c...
Posted by Judas_Malice on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 04:31:00 PST

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Becaus...
Posted by Judas_Malice on Mon, 08 May 2006 04:42:00 PST

IDENTITY CRISES

It's the year 2004 and nobody knows what's cool anymore! Drift aimlessly from one social trend to the next as you eventually find yourself converging to the ultra-hip world of box-framed glasses and s...
Posted by Judas_Malice on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:22:00 PST

you'll rebel to anything as long as its not challenging

You don't mean itYou need a uniformSo you won't be ignoredYou are affectedAnd so you're acceptedIt's time you invested in a bottle of poisonSo we don't have to hear about you bitchin and moaninYou thi...
Posted by Judas_Malice on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 10:20:00 PST

ANTI -GRAVITY its amazing

©Have you ever heard the old question that goes like this: If when you drop a buttered piece of bread, it drops butter side down and a cat always lands on it's feet. What would happen if you took a pi...
Posted by Judas_Malice on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 08:35:00 PST