Want to be on the list at the hottest clubs in LA? Then go no further! Send me a message with your full name and number of guests, and you will be on the list baby!! Also, if you would like to reserve a table let me know! They start around $300, seat anywhere between 5-8 people, and anyone with a table gets priority entrance into the club! That means you get in before everybody that is waiting in line! Price also includes all mixers and a private waitress. Tables are the way to go for all special events including birthdays, showing friends from out of town a good time, and of course are perfect for those who just like to get the VIP treatment!
hit me up for my guest list 323.420.3693
Mike San Angelo Night Life... and Special Events
Any PUA's that whant to chill and sarge with me need to at least bring 3 girls...
Other then that...
Here is what to do to get into My clubs:
1) Get on my list. Send me your first and last name plus number of guests.
1) Arrive at 10 or earlier!
2) Dress to impress! This means sexy and CLASSY!
3) Arrive with a lot of girls! NEVER have more guys in the group. If you want to get around this rule buy a table ;)
4) Be patient and polite to the bouncers and the person with my list at the door. They ignore people who yell and complain. They may not be looking at you when you are quiet, but believe me, they know you are there, and they will appreciate your respectful behavior.
5) Finally, tell the person with the list that you are on *Mike San Angelo's list* Save it in your phone so you can show it to the person at the door just in case you forget.
P.S. Don't forget, I take table reservations as well! All I need from you is your first and last name, number of guests, the number of bottles you will purchase, and the approximate time you will arrive.
Tables are great for special occasions such as bachelor parties, birthdays, and graduations. They are also a fabulous way to entertain clients.
PAST Venues Included
OPERA
Ritual
AREA
VICE
SHAG
Club Sugar
Play
Sunset BEACH
PARC
VIPER ROOM
LAX
Vanguard
One Sunset
Central
Cabana Club
The Mansion
Spider cLub
Mood
SOCIAL
Les Duex
Republic
I also Throw Birthday Parties for Celebs as well as Corp. Events
I do dance a little salsa from time to time.
Latin Women, Salsa Dancing, Dancing, Guitar, Singing,
playing music, Reading, movies, museums,
art, sports, Vollyball, Football, cooking, going
out, hanging out with friends, Clubin, Coffee shops, shows,
Latin Culture, Dancing, Salsa, Swing, Love, Music, Rock, Emo,
Hard Core, Alternative, Ska, Reggae...ect.
I'd like to meet:
Well groomed, handsome, cultured, intellectual with a big package, marathon tongue, seeks beautiful women in long term committed relationship for purposes of making boy friend/husband insanely jealous for purposes of securing diamonds, jaguars, new homes in prestige area or beach front property.Multi-orgasm training included at no charge.
I'm looking for a woman who makes enough money to support me in my old age. She must have lots of energy when she comes home from work because I need a woman who can bring home the bacon AND fry it too! She needs to be black or latina (or cool as hell), very sexual, fun and adventurous, a minimum of 5'3, under 140lbs, possess a bachelors degree, and traveled to at LEAST 2 different countries. Mexico and Canada do not count!!!! Also a woman that is well cultured, who can cook, likes to dance/sing/play an instrument are important factors. Old and Married, engaged, underage, and ESPECIALLY women that weigh more than me need notapply.
I'm not looking for many friends....I have tons of friends that I can barely keep up with. I'm not looking for pen pals here....Potential lovers only! I would only date a women that possess a good personality, because looks are the result only of good fortune and much like a carton of milk......... have an expiration date. I'm also up to my ass with dumb attractive women with big boobs....those things are nice but when I last checked you all have them and more than 50% of the time they are fake!!!! I'd rather date a woman with substance that took her some effort to achieve then a hot girl with bolt on parts and no
personality. If I wanted a set of plastic bags I'd go to the supermarket.
Important note If you're a woman with a screwed up self image, stay the HELL away! I'm not a therapist so I do not provide emotional charity work ...... nor do I work in an airport..... so carry your own d*mn baggage.
1) If you call yourself a B!tch or a Princess in your
profile thank you for the warning! Next in line please.
2) If you're looking for a "Nice guy" then you're
reading the wrong profile. Nice guys = boring . I'm
not a nice guy by any stretch of the imagination.
On a more serious note!!!!
Every woman is a mystery to be solved.
No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied.
Every true lover knows that the moment of greatest satisfaction comes when ecstasy is long over and he beholds before him the flower that has blossomed beneath his touch
I give women pleasure, if they desire, it is of course the greatest pleasure they will ever experience.
So If you like what you read then respond back, at the
very least we can meet for a quick drink.... in case
your a nut bag I can run away! lol.
I chose seeing beyond what is visible to the eye. Now there are those, of course, who do not share my perception. When I say that all my woman are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a third, they are too small. But I see these women for how they truly are... glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect... because I am not limited by my eyesight. Women react to me in the way they do, because they sense that I search out the beauty that lies within until it overwhelms everything else. And then they cannot avoid their desire, to release that beauty and envelope me in it.
These women, their fingers have the same sensitivities as their legs. The fingertips have the same feelings as their feet... And when you touch their knuckles, it is like passing your hands around their knees. And this tender, fleshy part of the finger is the same as brushing your hands around their thighs. And finally... that special...you know...feeling
Music:
First off... I love to write, sing and play my own music... you can hear/download it here....
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Smashing Pumpkins, Jimmy Hendrix, The Doors, System of A Down, Green Day, Less Than Jake, Sublime, Julieta Venegas, Mana, Postal Service, My Chemical Romance, Weezer, Nickel Creek, Radio Head, Bad Religion, Atreyu, Tenacious D, Socail D, Nirvana, Cafe Te Cuba, A7X, The music I sing and play with my guitar.
(Salsa, Cumbia, Marengi, Swing, Rock, Punk, Emo)
I help Promote Several Talents including The Secret Burlesque Show
also a Brazilian Samba Group Called OBA OBA!
Movies:
Forrest Gump, Star Wars, Amistad, Glory, Mamento, Swingers, Pulp Fiction, Resavor Dogs, Boon Doc Saints, Fight Club, Princes Bride...I love Movies
I like the ones that make people into cult followers.
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Television:
Simpsons, Family Guy, CSI, Law and Order, BBC, Dateline NBC, StarTrek Reruns, Futurama, MASH, Girl friends.
Books:
THE CUBE.... HAVE I TOLD YOU THE SECRET?
The Path to a Full filling life of purpose! BALANCE!
The Game, The Chronicles of Narnia, Any thing C.S. Lewis, Any thing Ernest Hemingway, Forest Gump, Luis Rodriguez
Heroes:
CS Lewis, My Big Brother, Jesus
