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Matt has a Mohawk

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About Me

I play guitar bitch... in OCEANUS (http://www.myspace.com/oceanus )......and Jewlock. Other than that I sit on my ass, smoke, and listen to music with my beautiful girlfriend. Im actually kind of obsessed with music, but there are worse things to be obsessed with. Disc golf is the shit and i am not a hippie.
You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Interests

Music, Playing guitar, bass, keyboards, singing (screaming)....Im a rocker, Mostly metal and hardcore......I keep and breed some boas and pythons (hogg island boas, rainbow boas, sand boa, carpet python, and corn)....sugar gliders, leopard geckos, a hairless rat named Little Matt, collared lizards, an emperor scorpion, some other crazy assorted creatures that there is no point in naming. (I have a lot of pets)...I watch a lot of movies too, and party my ass off.

I'd like to meet:

people who like it in the butt, boys and girls

Music:

Blut aus nord, him, losa, afi, opeth, psyopus, sisters of mercy!!!!!, soilent green, enslaved, three inches of blood, between the buried and me, black dhalia murder, darkest hour, acid bath, murder by death, the darkness, a long winter, ministry, panfuckintera, cave in, celtic frost, artimus pyledriver, the judas cradle, down, silverstein, lamb of god, origin, evergreen terrace, funeral for a friend, in the woods, alexisonfire, godspeed you black emperor, from autumn to ashes, crowpath, the red chord, killswitch engage, 36 crazyfists, cradle of filth, trail of dead, unearth, insomnium, cursive, cult of luna, emperor, dimmu borgir, laibach, vehemence, old man gloom, aborted, carnivore, blood has ben shed, atreyu, curl up and die, converge, the haunted, grimfist, dillinger escape plan, poison the well, age of ruin, fear before the march of flames, examination of the..., year of our lord, immortal, Sunn O))), Locked in a vacancy, misery signals, alabama thunderpussy, deride, darkness remains, goatwhore, as hope dies, azazel, haste, a static lullaby, thrice, in flames, coheed and cambria, cephalic carnage, isis, my dying bride, morbid angel, bodies lay broken, neuraxis, forever is forgotten, eyes upon seperation, on broken wings, botch, nora, martyr ad, disincarnate, black label society, anal cunt, borknagar, neurosis, amorphis, calico system, blind melon, the locust, daughters, as the sun sets, premonitions of war, undying, AT THE GATES, mastodon, the bled, hamartia, black rebel motorcycle club, withallsincerity, immersed in blood, paradise lost, bleeding through, all that remains, fordirelifesake, dark tranquillity, a perfect circle, tiamat, tool, the agony scene, immortal souls, carcass, the berzerker, morgion, shades of despair, paradise lost, himsa, underoath, sigh, azrael, prayer for cleansing, the gathering, zao, watch them die, waterdown, finch, caliban, heaven shall burn, today is the day, grade, lightning bolt, skinless, the end, hewhocorrupts, boysetsfire, hopesfall, beloved, circle of dead children, walls of jericho, clutch, god forbid, pig deystroyer, nasum, agoraphobic nosebleed, thursday, taking back sunday,mogwai, explosions in the sky, etc etc, the list goes on, but whats the point, you get the idea. Of course, I love just about all classic rock, except the eagles, i fuckin hate those guys. And I have a soft spot for 80s pop, but I fuckin hate 80's metal, Im sorry, but fuck the crue!!

Movies:

WILD ZERO!! MONSTER SQUAD!!!! , ANYTHING BY JAN SVANKMAJER (if you dont know him look him up) and most surrealist stop motion animation, GORE!!!, most dario argento, fulci, Takashi Miike flicks and other assorted japanese ridiculous movies, naked lunch, flight of the nacigator, suicide club, cannibal holocaust, jungle halocaust, johnny got his gun, the deadly spawn, redneck zombies, zombie, the beyond, re-animator, dead alive, bad taste, the toxic avenger, pulp fiction, kill bill, natural born killers, attack of the killer tomatoes, rosemarys baby, the anichrist, mac and me, american beauty, donnie darko, interview with the vampire, spinal tap, space balls, seven, the labyrinth, the goonies, cheech and chong, evil dead trilogy, romeros dead trilogy, half baked, nightmare before christmas, clockwork orange, lost boys, vampire hunter d, neon genesis, rahxephon, ninja scroll, ghost in the shell, hellsing, Devil Lady, Demon Lord Dante

Television:

The simpsons, Aqua teen hunger force, 80s and 90s cartoons (the real ghost busters, INHUMANOIDS!!!(hail metlar and hail jewlock!!!), silverhawks, he-man, ninja turtles, transformers, xmen, the tick, mask, gi joe) Space Ghost, Sealab 2021, Insomniac, Seinfeld, crocodile hunter, 70's show, howard stern, Chapelle show, Reno 911, South Park

Books:

Ishmael is the best book Ive read in the past year. Naked Lunch. I have a thing for Dean Koontz books although i havent read any in a long time. Religous books, antireligous books and other assorted non fiction about evil shit (like religion) and as cliche as it is i have enjoyed the palahniuk books ive read.

Heroes:

SATAN!!!!!!! 666 MWAHAHAHAHA and the mighty hulk hogan...so pray and eat your fucking vitamins!

My Blog

Metlar...

you were a kick ass dog and such an innocent soul.  Im glad you were with us and one day we'll be together again.  Until then Marshall is gonna be real lonely, and so will we.
Posted by Matt has a Mohawk on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:21:00 PST

The time of Jewlock has finally come....

I know ive said it before but this is it, the time of Jewlock has arrived....first song is written and in the process of being recorded....expect at least two new songs to be posted in the next two we...
Posted by Matt has a Mohawk on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:29:00 PST

if you are my myspace friend you MUST READ!!!

if you are my friend here on wonderful myspace you owe me at least two things...GO TO MY BANDS PAGES AND BEFRIEND THEM... if you are my friend then you better be friends with my bands you big jerks.&n...
Posted by Matt has a Mohawk on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 01:46:00 PST

Marshalls are the BEST!!

Finally, my life is nearly complete.  Now that I have a jcm800 from 1986 I will be able to reign in blood and master the puppets.  My balls are actuallly noticably larger since the amp arriv...
Posted by Matt has a Mohawk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Jewpocalypse is nigh!!!

All should be warned that the coming of the one true god, the ancient one, Jewlock, is approaching.  Soon Metlar will be reborn on earth and will judge the living and dead andcircumsize the untru...
Posted by Matt has a Mohawk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST