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Calamity Chris

I may not be a jester, but I'd test poisoned food for you.

About Me

I am a DJ, and overall renaissance man a.k.a. big goofball. I like music, live music, recorded music, funny music, serious music, all types of it, not so good with lyrics. I love collecting records, ahhh... music history. Dig through the dollar bin at any record store and you will be there for hours laughing, yelling, and shaking your head in disbelief at some of the titles you will find. I can jam out to just about anything, and I continually find myself at shows where people look at me strange, it's so nice. I would like to go to Cuba, and hit as much of South America as I can, Dominica looks nice. I have masterminded a magazine called The Underground Post a community entertainment/events magazine for local music, art, politics, community action, and social commentary. I ran out of money and have a bazillion things to pay for, so when I can get my shit together there will be more issues. I like Mexican food (La Hacienda), bourbon (Jack, anything Irish, Knob Creek), cold beer, Vodka Martini's, and my favorite animal is an Eagle, but sometimes its a Cobra :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::: My cat Lisa has inherited my love for records, she helps out whenever she can.
My motto for training... party while you practice.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah... and I like getting tattooed. Go to CLASSIC TATTOO in San Marcos they KICK ASS. Just click on the *morgn* icon in my top friends for more sweet info.Profile edited with CricketSoda's Myspace Editor

My Interests

Music : Reading : Work : Spying : Houston Dynamo : Houston Rockets : Houston Texans : Houston Astros : Manchester United : Calgary Flames

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is crazy in the headfoot.:::::::::::::::::::::::

Music:

Music depicting the spectacle of armies changing history... The epic of a grand, romantic age giving way to a new and violent order... The drama of young lovers, far from the chaos, alone and silent ShamaLamaDingDong

Movies:

The Meaning of life - Sin City - Bond - Edward Scissor hands - Hannibal series - My newest favorite and a movie everyone needs to rent and watch : Eagle vs Shark (check it out)

Television:

More specifically cable/satellite: Needs to carry more Futball (soccer) games, I am getting tired of going to 4 differrent sports bars, and calling another 3 only to be dissapointed cuz I can't watch the any of my teams kicking ass with Caboose.

Books:

Recent Favorites: The Autobiography of Malcolm X - Alex Haley :: Kingdom of Fear - Hunter S. Thompson :: The Revolt of the Masses - Jose Ortega y Gasset :: Come Hell on High Water - Gregory Jaynes ::Go To the Fucking Library People!!!!

Heroes:

Independent Record Labels everywhere, Publishers of street mags, Johannes Gutenburg, Painters, Sculptors, Musicians, and Actors. Anyone who has the will, fortitude and passion to express themselves freely. The people who challenge perception, reality, expression, freedom, the ruling hand... and just overall cool people............ Malcolm X, Fidel Castro, Ernesto Guevara, Ringo Starr, Henry David Thoreau, Thomas Paine...

My Blog

Ponder Life

The next great migration is soon upon us, and as the sun sets on another fantastic chapter, I feel the need to sit back and ponder what lies ahead... for just a few minutes... News of the impending de...
Posted by Calamity Chris on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:35:00 PST

The Underground Post

Well... We should be back in print soon and I do need writers, lots of writers, writers coming out the wazoo.  It doesnt take much, one person doesnt have to do everything, but everyone can do so...
Posted by Calamity Chris on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:19:00 PST

Blakkka! Blakka!

Go rent Stomp the Yard, it's a badass movie. I make the best pasta sauce known to man.  Seriously, I wouldn't lie to you.  I'm eating some right now, it is delicious.  Just spicy e...
Posted by Calamity Chris on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:57:00 PST

Can you pass the Acid Test?

WOW...I have just wrapped up one of the most hectic weeks of my life, waiting for my STD/HIV test results to come in. For those of you who've had this already, you know exactly what I'm talking about...
Posted by Calamity Chris on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:19:00 PST

Don't hit yourself in the shin with a hammer

So, I'm at work the other day breaking down computers, and I take a careless swing with a decent sized hammer. I missed the computer and scored a direct hit on my own shin. A nice loud thud resonated ...
Posted by Calamity Chris on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:48:00 PST